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Obama & His Merry Men Seek to Shake-Down Wall Street

Obama & His Merry Men Seek to Shake-Down Wall Street

The White House has leaked what costumes the Obamas will be wearing at the annual White House Halloween Ball. The President has chosen to be Robin Hood, and Mrs. President will become Maid Marian. The theme for the ball this year will be “Sherwood Be Nice to Make Everyone Happy.”

Following the President’s lead, Eric Holder has agreed to come dressed as the Sheriff of Nottingham; Carey Cash will be attending as Friar Tuck; and Rahm Emmanuel has reluctantly signed on as Little John. The rest of the Merry Men will include Barney Frank, Max Baucus and Nancy Pelosi.

Breaking from the crowd will be Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton, and her husband, President Clinton. They will attend the party as Fabio and the Secretary of State. Joe Biden? Yep, Town Crier. That’s a foregone conclusion.

“It’s gonna be wicked great,” said Michelle Obama. “We’ve got a really great party planner who is going to transform Camp David into Sherwood Forest for the evening and wait until you see my man in those green tights!” Yes, that will be something to see, half of Washington in green tights.

Some in Washington believe that this Halloween ball is the precursor for very real events to take place over the next few months whereby President Obama is finally going to mandate a real taking from the planned year-end bonuses of the banks and insurance companies’ Chairmen and CEOs and giving to the small businesses and homeowners who are on the verge of losing everything.

Says Michelle, “You know, I think it is going to be really hard to get Barack to take off that costume come November 1st, but then again, he doesn’t need green tights to take the green back.” No he doesn’t Michelle, no he doesn’t.

Obama seen here considering the swiftest way to redistribute pumpkinds from wealthy business owners, like this man, to those who have fewer pumpkins.

Obama seen here considering the swiftest way to redistribute pumpkinds from wealthy business owners, like this man, to those who have fewer pumpkins.


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2 Responses to “Obama & His Merry Men Seek to Shake-Down Wall Street”

  1. Max in Maryland says:

    Redistributing pumpkins. Classic! Cuz the rich farmers selling them have too many, and the poor people buyin them don’t have enough. Classic

  2. Sagman44 says:

    Good one.

    Yes, they’ll do what Robin Hood did: take from the rich and leave us all poor. No, that’s not it. They’ll take from the rich and leave no spoor. That doesn’t sound right, either. They’ll pull the plug on the old bitch so Medicare won’t be stiffed for the cure. Ah, that sounds right.


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