Category: Health
Top Ten Medical Questions of 2009
It’s that time of year again when every conceivable list known to man is counted down before the big ball drops and ushers in a new year of question making. We combed the internet for the most common questions asked…
Woman Blames Glenn Beck Show for Aging Prematurely
Shelley Saround began noticing her hair going gray about a year ago at the age of 23. In just a few short months, she went from having a head of luxurious dark brown hair to looking like Grandmama on the…
Embrace it and Celebrate it: AIDS in Shelby County TN
In the city of Memphis, it is not a rare thing to walk through the streets and be completely blown away at the filth found lurking around every grotesque corner. Men, women, and teenagers alike are using their bodies as…
Salvation Army: More Bell Ringers Going Mad This Season
The Salvation Army has reported a higher than normal number of Christmas bell ringers going mad this holiday season. Every year there are always a few who go loopy from the constant ringing of their little hand bells and the…
Zambia’s Political ‘Porno’ Pantomime
The topsy-turvy world of African patronage politics and the executive rule of law have just received not only a good shake up but a sound and square kick in the proverbial goolies – with Zambian President Rupiah Jaffacake being equally…
Alcohol ‘Protects Men’s Hearts’, Jokes Included
After hearing – and reading – so much crap for so long – that alcohol stuffs up your liver, brain cells, memory, gives you gout, causes stomach ulcers, Diabetes B – Mk 1, 2 and 3 varieties, and a plethora…
Chaseable Pigeons Revel in Survival-Based Fitness
Unbeknownst to most animals, they are among the chaseable creations. I have proven that even scavenger and parasite species that require our presence to survive are never more than a few rapid steps away from being chased. Research further proves…
Mall Santas to Goldman Sachs: Hand Over the Vaccine
New York, NY – In a jolly but firm tone, the Association of Mall Santas (AMS) has issued a formal demand to Wall Street giant Goldman Sachs to hand over all their doses of the swine flu vaccine to the…
BDSM Blamed on PCB’s
One medical report just leaked to the Transgender Gazette by government whistleblowers indicates something really does stink in Denmark – and it’s definitely not Hamlet’s socks. The Copenhagen government yesterday admitted that leaked official research proved pregnant mothers, new-born babies…
Cosmetic Surgeons Head South at Y in the Road
According to research just published in the British Journal of Aesthetic Twatology the latest craze to displace the tanning parlour cult of looking like a darkie immigrant and contracting melanoma is undergoing surgery to create perfect vulval genitalia. No really,…