Category: News In Your Briefs
FOX News Has a Tough Time Telling the Black Chess Pieces Apart as Well
A big stink arose this past week when Greta van Susteren, intellectual extraordinaire of FOX News (indeed perhaps the only one. How did she get in there?) mistook Shirley Sherrod, the black Georgia State Director Of Rural Development, with California…
BP Oil Reaches Five Flags Pensacola, Danica Patrick Spins Out, Obviously
The oil gusher in the Gulf of Mexico has spread east as far as Pensacola, Florida, where the Five Flags race track is located. In response, noted NASCAR also-ran and female driver Danica Patrick showed her solidarity for her suffering…
The Comic Book of Anne Frank
AMSTERDAM (GlossyNews) — The Anne Frank House Museum, hoping to bring the lesson of Frank’s life and death to a new base of readers, launched the publication of the historic diary as a comic book. Spokeswoman Annemarie Bekker said the…
Monkeys Replace Humans as Referees for World Cup 2010
Durban, South Africa – After many complaints about the poor calls being made by the referees hired to service the World Cup 2010 soccer matches, FIFA officials have decided to hire trained monkeys to referee the remaining games. Said one…
Louisianan Upset that Oil Spill is Killing Animals Before He Can
Tee Toos Landing, LA (GlossyNews) — Coonass Marty Boudreaux, who spends the bulk of his spare time drinking Dixie beer and shooting anything that moves, is pretty darned angry these days. That’s because a giant oil slick is coming on…
White Liberals Vow to Never Laugh Again
Auston, TX (GlossyNews) — A group of middle-aged white liberals in Austin, Texas has vowed to never laugh at anything again. Group spokesman, Broice Kafoudlink, or as he is known in the organization, King Fuddy Duddy, declared at a recent…
Karl Rove – The Infomercial
Greetings fellow Americans (Queue in Picture of Karl Rove in Lederhosen)– Are you one of the millions of downtrodden Americans who have never had a lucky break? I was one too, but I am going to pass on to you…
Found: Mummified Remains of Man Waiting for Facebook Comments
Chicago, IL (GlossyNews) –The mummified remains of a man waiting for comments to his clever face book post were found last Monday in a basement in Winnetka, Illinois. The desiccated body of Murray Stinsky, who had collected a total of…
Native Americans in Arizona Vow to Deport All Non-Native Americans
Navajo Nation – The Navajo, Hopi, all Apache Nations and all other Native Americans who presently reside in Arizona have joined forces in an effort to show the haughty Arizona residents just exactly who has every right to be in…