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Custer
Do we really know what happened at the battle of The Greasy Grass. Known as, Custer’s Last Stand. Here is the truth behind the myth. General Custer learned to dance, but it did no help his troops to advance. To…
Dear Horticulturalists at the Botanical Garden
I am a regular visitor. I want your job. I’ve been working for four attorneys who do child abuse cases for twenty-two years. I’m over it. I would like to prune the Queen Elizabeth roses in the rose garden because that…
A Conversation Between Pepe Le Pew and Mr. Potato Head in Cancel Culture Jail
PEW. What are you in for? POTATO. Not exactly sure. PEW. Yeah, samesies. POTATO. Seriously? PEW. What? POTATO. Dude, you’re a total douche bag. I mean, c’mon. Perpetuating rape culture? Not cool. PEW. Huh? POTATO. You can’t make a name…
Is the vinyl record comeback here to stay?
Since vinyl started its resurgence in 2006, it has steadily been rising little by little each year. However, in 2020, even the experts of the music industry were surprised when vinyl surpassed CD sales. Yes, it could probably be because…
Trump Summarizes Selected Works of Shakespeare
Hamlet This is the story of a king, a great king, who was doing a marvelous job running his country. Until a very bad, very disgraceful person put a stop to it. His name was Claudius, and the whack job…
BREAKING: Trump Social Media Blackout Reaches 100% As OnlyFans Issues The President LIFETIME BAN
Internet sex work giant, subscription service, and simp-haven OnlyFans has permanently banned President Trump from utilizing its website. In a statement released on January 9th, the company wrote, “In light of the recent railing of our precious democracy by rioters,…
Trump Uses Taxpayer’s Money to Pay for His Latest Portrait
It was revealed today that the outgoing self-proclaimed greatest ever American president, Donald Trump, has spent $2bn of US taxpayers’ money on a portrait of himself. The portrait was commissioned yesterday evening and was completed within fifteen minutes by New…
Ivanka Trump Opens New Pop-Up Celebrity Covid Vaccination Clinic
News that the ex-president’s wife / daughter, Ivanka, has jumped on the Covid bandwagon to make a fast buck from it came as no surprise to the hastily assembled press pack summoned to The White House this morning. Instead of…
Will There Be Changes to the Legal System Now Biden’s in Charge?
The months leading to the 2020 Presidential Election saw the United States in crisis. There was the Coronavirus pandemic. Then, amidst that, the public outcry against alleged police brutality. Those are among the many challenges that President-Elect Joe Biden faces….
New to Growing? Do It The Easy Way With Autoflowering Seeds
Not only are autoflowering seeds easier, they’re way faster too. And you won’t need a fully built-out grow room to try them. A few pots, some soil, a couple lights if you’re growing indoors, and some good nutrients – that’s…