Category: Entertainment
Sinead O’Connor Shreds Picture of Pope Benedict XVI, Everyone Cheers
Sinead O’Connor has been vindicated. The news of Pope Benedict XVI stepping down as head of the Vatican left a world stunned, but according to reports, Sinead O’Connor didn’t miss a beat. At a recent concert, she appeared on stage…
What Potheads, Bikers, and Taylor Swift Have in Common
New figures out indicate that blogs featuring pot, bikers, and Taylor Swift get the most hits and the most forum posts of any other, including porn, according to the Worldwide Association of Gossip Syndicate or WAGS. While Potheads and Pot…
Letter to the editor: CBS, NBC, ABC & CNN are Democrat Networks
The following letter is in response to a story dated October, 21st of last year entitled Shepard Smith to Leave FOX News Over Harassment?. This mad gem comes to us from “Tim Pitchfork” from blah blah whatever. Tim Pitchford (Carmel,…
South Parkers will Release “Book of Mormon: The Musical”… Movie
Matt Stone & Trey Parker are doing the unthinkable. They’re going for the EGOT. Rumors have swirled, but evidence is piling up. The Book of Mormon: The Musical will be released in 2013/2014. Take that to the bank. What’s an…
Macfarlane Kills Puppy, Steals Grandmother’s Purse after Oscars
Seth Macfarlane, made famous by his comedic take on the American family through a show called The Family Guy, has gone from fame to infamy almost overnight. As recent host of Hollywood’s paramount night, the Academy Awards, Macfarlane made enemies…
Top Ten Oscar Moments of 2013
Well, the Oscars have come and gone and left us all waiting breathlessly (with questions) till next year. Questions like: Who is going to fall? Who is going to kiss? Who is going to get snubbed? Will the snubs get…
NEWS FLASH: Berlusconi Does Not Get the Girl
In a stunning turn of events, former Prime Minister of Italy Silvio Berlusconi has failed to pick up the hottest girl in Rome. News sources reported late Monday that glitzy fashion star Martina Martinelli blew off the antsy Italian Stallion…
Simon Cowell’s X Factor Reams Famous American Idols
What would have happened if Simon Cowell, the inspiration and chief executioner for the wildly popular X Factor show had been around to judge the big stars of American music before they became legends. Just how many of them would…
Token Black Guy Resigns from Film Production
Citing disagreements with producers over his designated point of death in the runtime, a token black guy has left his latest film production. Reports suggest Marlon Tyrone broke with the production crew of “Attack of the Libertarian Zombies” after getting…
Conductor Unveils “Reduced Fat Orchestra”
NEW YORK CITY – A conductor is drawing wide attention for his decision to present a “Reduced Fat Orchestra” to future audiences. Tomasso Fillipo Rivelli, 32, came to the conclusion after getting word that Congressman Paul Ryan’s “Path to Prosperity”…