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Intra-office Battle Heats Up, and Then Some (comic)

Intra-office Battle Heats Up, and Then Some (comic)

We’ve all been there. Upset Dave in shipping? Make enemies with Rebecca in accounts payable? Rub the HR lady the wrong way, which is especially tricky when you rub her during the sensitivity training course.

This whole comic kind of escalates quickly, and I could have gone on with it for days (I trimmed it WAY down from what I originally wrote, so you’re welcome.)

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Bing Wants You to Bing Bing to Find Out About Bing (comic)

Bing Wants You to Bing Bing to Find Out About Bing (comic)

Google spends somewhere between virtually and literally nothing promoting their search business, but Microsoft spends tens of millions pushing Bing, and just about nobody is buying it.

I’ve tried it myself. It returns ‘pretty good’ but not great results. You know what produces better results? Google does. Both are evil empires, for sure, but Microsoft has really taken it to a new level.

So do you know what the best thing about Bing is?

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Man Unveils Amazing Talking Dog (comic)

Man Unveils Amazing Talking Dog (comic)

You’ve seen them before. Talking dogs and cats on YouTube. Well this guy has actually got one, though his vocabulary is admittedly a tad limited.

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Report: Actual Benefits to Alzheimer’s Disease (Comic)

Report: Actual Benefits to Alzheimer’s Disease (Comic)

There is nothing funny about Alzheimer’s Disease. Those afflicted suffer terribly. But this guy, shown here to the right, might have found a bit of an upside loophole to endure the affliction with a tad greater ease.

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NPR Pledge Week Ads Feel Needy, Says Supporter (comic)

NPR Pledge Week Ads Feel Needy, Says Supporter (comic)

This time of year, twice a year, I get really annoyed with my local public radio station. They start begging me for money. I can’t blame them, they run commercial-free, but still, I just want to get back to my regularly scheduled news and information.

So I wondered, just how much time are they dedicating to the pledge drive, compared to what it would be if I just listened to commercial radio instead. I’ve tried the other guys, and it’s painful. A lot of that is because they mix paid placement in with the news, and I feel like they’re trying to trick me.

And idiots will be tricked. That’s what they’re banking on. Wouldn’t it be better to just get your news from an independent provider?

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Dictators Bent on Naming Every Penultimate Thing After Themselves (comic)

Dictators Bent on Naming Every Penultimate Thing After Themselves (comic)

North Korea is more than the hermit kingdom to me. It’s a place of untold misery, indoctrination and false belief in a false deity. You know, like religion.

I don’t mean that as a slam on Christianity, specifically. No, that’s ridiculous.

I meant it as a slam on each and every religion of this world, saver perhaps for Pastafarianism, which doesn’t have legal recognition as a church, despite it’s adherents appearing regularly in parades and showing their pride on shirts, bumper stickers and car decals. Continue Reading

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Amo Ego Similis Mea Coffee (comic)

Amo Ego Similis Mea Coffee (comic)

If you like your coffee dark and full-bodied, your women steaming hot, or your jokes day-old and bitter, this 14-panel comic has got you covered.

There are a few original jokes in the mix, plus the very best of the age-old jokes I could find… and believe me, I looked at literally thousands of them. I must have spent four hours doing nothing else.

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Spring Break Definition Changes w/ Age (comic)

Spring Break Definition Changes w/ Age (comic)

When I was young, Spring Break meant something fun. As I got older, it meant something crazy. Now I’m not sure it means anything but having my kids home a few too many days during the week while traffic is a tad lighter than usual.

Pay no mind to the ever-shifting heads of the characters in this cartoon, the theme running through it remains just the same.

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Hipsters Admit “Different” Too Mainstream to be Cool (comic)

Hipsters Admit “Different” Too Mainstream to be Cool (comic)

I feel like I’ve been in this conversation before. Click on it to see the cartoon in full-size, and if you’re already in the page, click on the image to see it blown up to full clarity.

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Layoffs Rampant, Fired Employee Knows Solution (Comic)

Layoffs Rampant, Fired Employee Knows Solution (Comic)

We’ve all worked in this kind of office. You know the solution is so simple it’s right in your face, but you’d be crazy to come right out and say it… well, this guy did.

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Immigrants Hesitant, Lukewarm to Christian Traditions (Comic)

Immigrants Hesitant, Lukewarm to Christian Traditions (Comic)

We all know what time of year it is, so without further ado, here’s our holiday installment.

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Spousal Argument Apparently Over Nothing (comic)

Spousal Argument Apparently Over Nothing (comic)

Do you ever get that feeling that you’re really arguing for no reason at all? This couple does but it all makes sense in the end. Continue Reading

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