Category: Celebrity Gossip
Michaele Salahi Snorts Smack n’ Crack to Get Back on Celebrity Rehab
Michaele Salahi was recently kicked off the reality show Celebrity Rehab due to the fact that she couldn’t produce a discernable addiction. Now, her husband Tareq has threatened to sue if they don’t take her back. The Salahis claim that…
Rush Limbaugh Dropped on Head at Birth According to Unauthorized Biography
A writer working on the unauthorized biography of conservative radio talk show host Rush Limbaugh has released a very important piece of information that may explain the idiotic statements that Limbaugh often makes on his daily radio show. Recent comments…
Sarah Palin Seeks Charity to Pay for Kids’ Braces
Sarah Palin recently went on Fox News and publicly admitted that she could use some help in paying for her kids’ dental expenses. “Do you even know how much a set of braces costs these days?” asked Palin as she…
Lindsay Lohan Opts to Spend Time at Charlie Sheen’s Rehab Center
Lindsay Lohan appeared before Judge Keith Schwartz in Los Angeles today to find out whether or not she’ll be going to jail on charges of stealing a $2500 necklace or if she’ll be granted a new trial before another judge….
Charlie Sheen Ring Tone Downloaded 3-Million Times
LOS ANGELES, CALIF – Charlie Sheen paraphernalia has exploded onto the American public since the actor’s Two and a Half Men firing and interview antics, featuring such memorable quotes as “I have tiger’s blood,” and “I’m an F-18, bro!” Now…
Spider-Man Musical Grounded by NY Labor Department
When “Spider-Man-Turn Off the Dark” premieres on March 15, there will be one change that is readily apparent to the audience. Spider-Man won’t be doing much more than walking or crawling. Spinning a web, flying across the stage, and climbing…
Barbie Enters Her 50s: Danger – Cougar Alert
Barbie doll is now well into her 50’s. She sure doesn’t look it. She looks like she’s either discovered the Fountain of Youth or had her whole body Botoxed. Of course it helps when you get all your plastic surgery…
Piers Morgan Determined to Fill Regis Philbin’s Vacancy
Piers Morgan recently took over the top spot on CNN when he replaced Larry King and the Larry King Live show with his own Piers Morgan Tonight. Following the entertainment route of Ryan Seacrest, he’s now setting his sites on…
Lindsay Lohan Goes Quasi-Ballistic
“I never even stalked Samatha, who said that I did?” Denial is the biggest river in the world, and one upon which her yellow fin mammals seem all too content into which to lie. Are dolphins aiding Lindsay Lohan in…
Lindsay Lohan Bursts Special Treatment Bubble
oh man, imagine this… you’re a super-stalker of a Hollywood vixen the likes of Lindsay Lohan. Now imagine that you’re getting popped by cops and the only last line of defense is that you own the coochie possessed in “Freaky…