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Yet Another Amazing New Book Cover… The Incredible Curmudgeonly Professor!

My satire book ‘Professor Smiggles & the New Intellectual Warfare’ has beautiful, cute new cover! Just look at the cuddly wise old owl… Up in the top right corner of this article! Part one of the book is satire from…

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Editors & Writers: What You Hear, & What They’re REALLY Saying!

WRITERS What you hear: Sorry, I only write if I’m getting paid. What they’re REALLY saying: Your outlet is utter bollocks, stop wasting my time!

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Beautiful New Cover for Political Satire Book!

My Gang of Sneers satire series already has four volumes! We all know that Amazon is a huge market in general. Indeed, one leading US politician has said it’s too big!

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Chapter 23: Rise Like Lions, Deborah Slumber! (Honest Adolph, Volume III)

Deborah thumbed through the old almanac of archived tweets. Her heart was troubled.

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Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc Internets Tubes

How Can Satire Editors Get Pictures Without Infringing the Law?

Everyone knows you can’t just pick a picture off the internet and steal it for your website. But where can you get high-quality photos without paying a fortune? Here are three options for satire bloggers and editors.

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Fascists, Populists and Red-Tops: Three Marvellous Stories on an Indian Satire Site!

Yesterday, I spoke a bit about satire sites across the world; many of which you may not have heard of yet. My Faking News (India), Charlie Hebdo and Le Canard enchaîné (France), The Ulster Fry (Northern Ireland) and Waterford Whispers…

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Satire is Truly Global!

There’s a bit of a problem with the idea of World Music, insofar as it seems to mean ‘all the other guys!’ It may not be quite ‘Hate Music,’ but it’s still a little bit contentious! A similar problem, perhaps,…

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Most Ridiculous News Headlines of March!

A Dime a Dozen (Countries): Trump Sets Up ‘Neocon-Box’ to Keep ‘Armchair John’ Bolton in Check SJWs Rejoice at Starvation of Kenyan Safari Worker They Boycotted Out of Existence

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Where to Find ‘The Braying Angel!’ (III): Asia

Here’s a passage from my book: What if I told you ‘Brahman’ was not a mere ideal A coercive superstitious worship of unity As the absolute end-of-all?

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Where to Find ‘The Braying Angel!’ (II): The New World

So it turns out you can get The Braying Angel in Europe. But what about elsewhere? Here are a few more places; before finally, later this evening, we turn to the amazing Asian stores of Amazon! Click to enjoy this…

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Roy ‘Chubby’ Brown Wins Poet Laureate Award

Stand up comedian Roy ‘Chubby’ Brown has won the Poet Laureate award for 2018. The controversial blue comic won the coveted prize after one of the competition’s judges discovered one of his poems written on a public toilet wall in…

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What’s Coming Next on Glossy News?

If y’all had already liked our Facebook Page and set ‘Following’ to ‘See First,’ you might not need to have read this! Still, we’re always happy to update you. First of all, some humour relating to Yahoo and Duck Duck…

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Where to Find ‘The Braying Angel!’ (I): Europe

The lands of Milton, Schiller, Baudelaire, Cervantes, Dante… And that great philosopher of the will and heart, Spinoza!

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It’s Finally Here! Epic Spiritual Journey of Love, Loss, Grief, Redemption…

It’s not a day for an auto-da-fe, but it is a day of dazzling, burning brilliance! Hail bright Beatrice! Love, loss, regret, grief, sorrow, despair, renewal, redemption. Such a beautiful Book of Hours…

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It’s Almost Here! Last Chance to Get a Pre-Order in for my Beautiful Poetry Book

  Please don’t forget about this one! I have posted some links below to five of the big Amazon national stores; but there are many more to choose from!

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Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc World News

YOU ARE FAKE NEWS! The Wackiest Headlines of the Month Thus Far

  Kelly-Anne Conway Claims Gorsuch Will Bring an ‘Alternative Perspective,’ Errrrr, REALITY!…’ to SCOTUS Rulings

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Selection of Sites from Our Satirists!

If you haven’t already liked our Facebook page, you can do so now! Please remember to set ‘Following’ to ‘See First,’ rather than to ‘Default.’ (This option appears below the graphic up top; between ‘Liked’ and ‘Share.’) We’ve made some…

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Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc War Zone

Professor Smiggles Smugly Condemns Fallacious Conceits of Big Humanitarianism

Some recent comments about humanitarian heroism have failed to satisfy the ever-impossible-to-please satire news fixture, Pre-Senior-Professor-Guru-Emeritus Angus Lenn(on/in)vedanta Smiggles from the Social Constructionist String Theory Department in Bushmills Metaphysical College. Notable public figure and moderate political Tory-ist William Hague moans:

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Latest Edgy Headlines Make Even More Dodgy Figures Guilty ‘By Association!’

Jeremy Corbyn has often been accused of guilt by association: E.g. the Chairman Mao bike controversy. Or the innuendo about supposed Czech spies. Or disturbing figures like Hamas.

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What’s Coming Next this Week?

This week at Glossy News, we have: Some disturbing satire on the NRA, the controversial US gun lobby. More funny videos from Brian! More advice on how you can help us grow, as we introduce our modest (but hopefully very…

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Get Paid to Write! New Glossy News Incentives and Rewards Scheme

From 1 March onwards, Glossy News will be providing an incentives and rewards scheme. Make sure you share this article, and like our Facebook page. Here’s how it works!

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Gang of Sneers Satire Series: Free, Funny and Philosophical!

I recently ran a free download deal for my ‘Gang of Sneers’ satire series on Amazon.com. Thanks to everyone who downloaded a book!

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What’s Coming Next on Glossy News?

What’s your favourite 2018 Glossy News story so far? January highlights include: The UK government’s attempts to clamp down on ‘Fake News’ backfire.

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Chapter 22: Get Your Government Off My Law (Honest Adolph, Volume III)

Adolph Adams’ campaign had been off to a slow start. But as the wind stirred his bones in this cold Nebraska autumn, he finally came to believe that the Project of America, the Project of Individualism, might just about be…

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Four Free Satire Books from 20-24 January

My four ‘Gang of Sneers’ satire books are available free from 20-24 January on Amazon. Check ’em out!

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Professor Smiggles Sucks all The Joy Out of Freddy Mercury

Professor Guru Angus Lenn(on/in)vedanta Smiggles of the Social Constructionist String Theory Department in Bushmills Metaphysical College has recently taken time out from the Gang of Sneers book series, in order to educate the benighted and unwashed masses on just how…

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Chapter 21: Coloring in the Lines (Honest Adolph, Volume III)

Bubble and Adams both thought releasing their books at a joint book launch would be a good way to proceed further with their campaigns. But sad to say Bubble’s launch was an utter disaster; and equally sad to say, he…

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The Ethics of Graphic & Offensive Writing

For those who are unaware, my novel Honest Adolph contains violence; sometimes of a graphic nature.

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Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc World News

Ode to Poland (Blessed Among Nations)

Is Moscow then the Third Rome? I know not, of a truth Yet, O Poland! Thou art our second great Jerusalem! Of the perilousness of our longing

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How Can You Tell if A Crowdfunding Site Has a Large Audience?

This is the last crowdfunding article for today. Have you got any more ideas? Feel free to comment below. HOW CAN YOU TELL IF A CROWDFUNDING SITE HAS A LARGE AUDIENCE? ADVERTISING

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