Author: Wallace Runnymede
Top 8 “Thwarted Knight” Excuses (1/2)
Everybody knows it’s REALLY, REALLY, REALLY HARD TO BE A MAN!!! ;( And when you’re part of a tragically oppressed subaltern group like yours, there’s no shortage of excuses for justifying your perfectly noble and laudable addiction to telling women…
Prime Minister Disraeli: 7 Hilariously Cutting Putdowns
1. Civilization and Savage Witticisms Benjamin Disraeli, the English Frankie Boyle, is quite possibly the most aristocratically flamboyant and cutting Prime Minister in UK history. With perfect comic timing, he sliced through the pompous pretensions of his opponents, like a…
“But Immigration is Complex…” Uh-uh, Not so Fast
Coming up to the 2015 General Election, the inflammatory rhetoric of UKIP is a worrying feature of the complex political scene in the UK. It’s always been complex, of course… Well, we have had politicians who have expanded the suffrage…
Sarko in China: “Monsieur Jinping, Break Down This Wall”
Nicolas Sarkozy is universally renowned and respected as the man who single-handedly brought down the Berlin Wall, restored the constitutional liberties and privileges of “La République,” and ended forever the reign of jihadist terror in the entire “monde non civilisée.”…
The Convenience of Misogyny? Kerry, Clinton, the White-Knight-Industrial Complex (2/2)
Continuing what I said yesterday about about John Kerry’s ethically problematic text on war rape and its pro-“Humanity” implications… Of course, there is fierce market competition among the The Party of Humanity, rather as there are among all religious cults,…
The Convenience of Misogyny? Kerry, Clinton, the White-Knight-Industrial Complex (1/2)
As Hillary Clinton has announced she is running for the US Presidency, it is probably a good time to take a broader look at the potential pitfalls of politicians being presented as “feminists.” I don’t dispute that feminism (however defined)…
Khameini Frustrated: Putin Still Friendzoning Ayatollah (2/2)
Unlike Khomeini-ite Fiqh, TULIP-flavor Calvinism, and other scientific and empirically rigorous political discourses, “nice guy” and “friendzoning” are ideological aberrations that are completely detached from reality. Still, that didn’t stop Khameini giving it to us one last time: I mean,…
Khameini Frustrated: Putin Still Friendzoning Ayatollah (1/2)
Some would say that The Enemies Of Our Glorious Nation™ are quarrelsome folk. (Or if not “enemies of America,” at least the enemies of the non-satire news media and of The International Beltway Community). Still, there is such a thing…
LibDems Exclusive Leak: Who’s Next When Cleggy Leaves the Building? (2/2)
Nick Clegg might not have won the election yet, but he still has the chance to be the next Anthony Eden… Or at least David Cameron, at a push.
LibDems Exclusive Leak: Who’s Next When Cleggy Leaves the Building? (1/2)
Almost forgot the name of that there oul’ party until the objective BBC™ reminded me. As them there boys on Radio Ulster say, “You boys get around, don’t ye?” Not normally a compliment.