Author: Wallace Runnymede

Glossy News is heading towards a HUGE strategization drive! The first thing you may notice is that some of the pages at the top of the site have been removed. The site will still keep its general integrity and flavor….

A lot of people were offended by the recent Ten Great Reasons to Join ISIS article by Kilroy. I found myself at a bit of a loss to write an even edgier article. However, help is at hand! Notable Moderate…

This parody of ‘Chinese Democracy’ by Guns ‘n’ Roses is dedicated to everyone who has ever stood up to political Islamists.  If the theocrats really do believe hellfire exists, then every moment of their life should be one of the…

Ha! Ha! Ha! Would you just LOOOOOOOOOK at…

Hey Hey Donald Hey, How many casinos did you lose today? Gonna file for bankruptcy and lose your dollars now, oh, boy! Donald Trump has eager hands to grab another bargain, She runs off and tells the mob that Donald…

Here’s part two! American Sniper American Sniper, Bush vs. Clinton, Scooters in Amsterdam. Standup – The Five Stages of NSA Surveillance Grief Facebook, NSA. Facebook Funeral American accents, Facebook funerals, and how no one thinks they are going to die.

Dan Geddes is a true stalwart not only of Glossy News, but of humor and satire in general. He has done a lot of stand-up comedy, which you can find on his Youtube channel. I’m sure you’re not gonna die…

Tomorrow and the day after, I will present two articles on the stand-up videos of one our resident satire legends, Dan Geddes! But he is also a public joke-a-lectual too, it seems! Here’s Dan speaking humorously, albeit with all due…

After her recent ‘success’ with the notorious Snooper’s Charter, Theresa ‘Jihadi Tess’ May is now planning to conduct yet another Cameroneque image change for her right-wing party, the Conservatives. One anonymous source close to the eagle’s mouth tells me: