Author: Wallace Runnymede
Boris Johnson Promises Brexit Boom: “We’ll Corner the Cocaine Industry!”
Compulsive Onanist and quasi-photogenic Eton fop Alexander Boris De Pfeffel Johnson has finally managed to allay fears of a Brexit slump by investing in local industry, providing some helpful tax cuts to rich and poor alike, and looking out for…
GUEST POST: Dear Leader Donald Denounces ‘Fake Christian’ Conspiracy Against America!
ED: We’d like to welcome world-renowned/notorious web troll Donald Trump to our esteemed publication. We would like to remind our reminders that no money has changed hands for this exclusive Ted Haggard-style guest post. Why would a person of faith…
Corbyn-Boris-Pact? Twitter Explodes with Nasty Antisemitic Slurs…
Boris Johnson is now UK PM, but it seems that after years of vile antisemitic flaming and trolling from the Corbyn Cult, many Boris fans seem to be taking the low road with the nasty ‘Cabal’ slur. Unclear how many…
GIFT OF THE GABBARD: Why I’m Personally Rooting for Tulsi! 💙☺️
When a general guideline is misapplied to inappropriate cases, problems can arise. In the era of Trump, hypocrites say ‘do not claim your brother or sister in the faith is not of God.’ But whether it’s PC to say this…
Hannity WARNS COMPLACENT AMERICA of Buddhist World’s LIBERAL BIAS!
Self-appointed True News guru and cash-addled global super-warmer Sean Hannity is warning the world of an unprecedented threat from religious fanatics that (at least from all that we can gather from the right wing of the Fake News Industrial Complex)…
Free Book Offer on Amazon Kindle!
The following books are currently free on Amazon kindle. But they won’t last long… Snap ’em up now! 😉 Satire on UK Populist Party, UKIP The Wacky Professor of Metaphysical Obviousnesses The Sheer Lunacy of the Mainstream Academy: Full Length…
He’s Back! America Plunges Towards Dystopia… Honest Adolph Volume II!
CHAPTER 1: LET FREEDOM BLAZE! Senator Willow twitched nervously as she faced the camera. ‘Where is Otis?’ she wondered. ‘Thank God that tricksy guy isn’t here tonight.’
WordPress Pitfalls: N00B Errors & Intermediate Errors, Share this NOW! 😉
Writing and editing blogs may seem easy, but with the best will in the world, things can still go wrong. Here are a few things to remember, especially if you’re less skilled and experienced. If you found even one of…
LOOOOOOOOONG READ! America Plunges into Dystopia… Honest Adolph Volume I!
I hope some of you enjoyed my bizarre and quirky compilation, Chinese Box: to appear on Amazon some time in 2020! For the next three days, we’re going to have a loooooong read: Volumes 1 to 3 of Honest Adolph,…
Four Kinds of People: A Jungian Approach to Childhood, Personality & Politics!
I have devised a psychoanalytical model than can link childhood experience, personality and political views together. Two axes: mother/father, kill/nurture. Read on to find out more! Which one are you, and how many people can you name who belong to…