Author: Wallace Runnymede
Tony Blair: Anyone of Me (Gareth Gates Song Parody)
PR rating going down, down Backward voters treat me like a fool But I’m the greatest in my glorious nation Smearing me just ain’t cool
The Month’s Most Controversial Religion & Atheism Headlines (V)
Jehovah’s Witnesses Condemn ‘Backward, Superstitious, Abusive Cult’ of Scientology Corrupt & Godless Conservative Cardinals Conceal the True Pro-Darwin Bible Manuscripts
The Month’s Most Controversial Religion & Atheism Headlines (IV)
Most BRUTAL DNC Wikileaks Revelation Yet! Hillary & Podesta Have been Funding Scientology! ISIS Vow Revenge, Appalled to be Associated with the Same People Alleged to be Propping Up L Ron Hubbard’s Batshit Sci-fi Cult
The Month’s Most Controversial Religion & Atheism Headlines (III)
Charlie Hebdo Draw Guru Nanak: the Only Rioters are Privileged White Campus Radicals
The Month’s Most Controversial Religion & Atheism Headlines (II)
Intersectional-Post-Meta-Pan-Igtheism: The Latest Trend for Intellectual Hipsters Myanmar Junta: ‘Those who Criticize our Faith are #Buddhismophobes! #NotAllBuddhists’
The Month’s Most Controversial Religion & Atheism Headlines (I)
Bombshell Study: Metropolitan Elite Appalled to Discover Anti-Secularist Intellectuals Hate Living in Theocracies Stop Laughing: Academics Finally Work Out Pascal’s Wager Applies to Scientology too!
Germans Horrified as Anti-Defamation League Nutters (ADL) Win 13% of German Parliamentary Seats
Germans have been left swooning after controversial fringe organization the ADL (Anti-Defamation League) won 13% of the seats in last night’s German election.
Merkel Wins the Battle: But Can She Win the War?
As fringe parties gradually mainstream themselves in the polling, the underlying anxieties that motivate protest and fringe votes become ever more pressing concerns.
Five Funny Days’ Worth of Religion & Atheism Headlines!
The next five days, 25-29 September are full of funny headlines on the topic of religion and atheism. If you would like to try writing any of ’em, please email me: wallacerunnymede@gmail.com.
Naz Shah: “Armenian Genocide Victims Should Shut Up, for the Sake of European Solidarity”
After her various ‘Shut Up’ gaffes, accident-prone Galloway-baiter and confused champagne socialist Naz Shah has now caused a minor upset to victims of the Armenian Genocide.