Author: Wallace Runnymede
World’s First Leper Ice Hockey Tournament Breaks Off in Disarray
Yesterday’s first hockey tournament final for the leper community was a complete disaster! The first ten minutes saw a number of unexpected face-offs; and by the time they got to half-way, it was already too difficult to pick up the…
Free Books Until Midnight!
UPDATE 8 DECEMBER 2019: Some more free book deal since then! But the time is short: snap ’em up now! Dear friends, fans and followers, please catch these exciting Wallace Runnymede satire, fiction and poetry books before the deal ends,…
Storming Success of Autistic Pride Leads to New ‘AIDS Pride’ & ‘Cancer Pride’ Days
Despite numerous caveats and reservations from the Autistic Dark Web, the self-appointed ‘autistic community’ have recently been revelling in Autistic Pride. However, while June may have been devoted to the flamboyantly carnivalesque celebration of debilitating bowel problems, crippling depression, soul-destroying…
Songs for Europe: Top Brexit Anthems of 2018! (Now That’s What I call Brexishambles: Guest Post From Maximilian Stirling)
Maximilian Stirling has dropped a bangin’ playlist of the most depressing Brexit songs of today. Hear ’em and weep! (No, ACTUALLY weep)… Food, Adequate Food! You Gotta Pick A Potato Or Two I’m In With The Innovative Jam Crowd My…
Corbyn’s Loony Labour Introduce ‘Internalised Goyphobia’ & ‘Jewish Privilege’ Diversity Taskforce
Scandal-plagued Labour leader, otherwise known as Jihadi Jez and Jezbollah, has recently decided to improve his anti-racism credentials… By joining the fight against Jew hatred. Following Labour’s recent ‘white tax’ and white privilege workshops, Labour have now decided that, to…
Invitation to Freedom! The Souverainist International Will Destroy the Old World Order!
National sovereignty is not the past, it is the future! Join the Souverainist International, the future of our world! The Souverainist International will restore national sovereignty for ALL!
Top Ten Completely Wacko Mental Health Myths (If You Believe this Shit, You Must Be Crazy!) #2
How was yesterday’s piece? Here are some more absolutely batshit crazy things I’ve noticed. There is an ‘Autistic Community’ Who All Think the Same things. WRONG! There are autistic individuals, and some support mainstream SJW ideology; others don’t. The Autistic…
Top Ten Completely Wacko Mental Health Myths (If You Believe This Shit, You Must Be Crazy!) #1
Psychotics are Dangerous and Evil. WRONG! People often seem to confuse psychosis with psychopathy. “Most people with psychosis are more likely to harm themselves than others.” Source: NHS Autistic People Lack Empathy.
Moggxodus: An Ode to Britain’s Prophet, & Our Future Exodus from Brussels!
Cometh the hour, cometh the man! Time to break free from the Brussels Taliban! Don’t drop the cognac, a hangover’s coming… Guy and Jean-Claude, now they better start running! No more bent bananas and made up oppressions No more censorship…
Victimhood is Mighty! The Autistic Dark Web Confronts the Bitter Orthodoxies of Disability & Mental Health
NB: For various reasons, I have distanced myself from the Autistic Dark Web (which I have not been involved with for some time), and I give my reasons here. I respect some specific insights from various individuals involved with that…