Author: rfreed
Aspen: Where Cops are Men Except When Driving Their Hippie Cruisers
The Aspen, Colorado Police have it tough. Not that they have to deal with vicious inner city gangs, murderous Juarez drug cartels or mass Benghazi type protests. No. They have to deal with driving silver police cars with aspen leafs…
Obama’s Othello “Obamothello” Debuts in Lib Stronghold
Debuting next Saturday in the liberal bastion of hedonism known as San Francisco, this travesty on the English language, brought to you by deep-pocket interests from the left fringe, who somehow feel it’s acceptable to rewrite the great texts to…
Wisconsin Democratic Rep Found Hiding In My Closet
I found a Wisconsin State Democratic Senator hiding in my closet. Bastard! I was coming in to see if I could find a pair of socks I hadn’t worn more than one day and, shazaam!, there he was. He looked…
Bush Refuses To Attend Global Leadership Summit
Bush the 2nd refuses to go to a Global Leadership Summit because he doesn’t want to be at an event that would invite someone who would do willful harm to the interests of the U.S., i.e. Julian Assange. In a…
Cheney Comes Out in Support of Mubarak
An American dictator comes out in support of a buddy dictator which is an indication that there must be a strong social network of dictators that many don’t know about. Just like Hitler being bosom buddies with Mussolini, Franco and…
Nation Shocked as Socialists Win The Super Bowl
A nation reels in shock as it realizes that Socialists have won the beloved American institution called the Super Bowl. Beating the genuinely capitalistic Pittsburgh Steelers by a 31 to 24 margin, the Green Bay Packers won the game that…
Barbie Enters Her 50s: Danger – Cougar Alert
Barbie doll is now well into her 50’s. She sure doesn’t look it. She looks like she’s either discovered the Fountain of Youth or had her whole body Botoxed. Of course it helps when you get all your plastic surgery…
Art You Don’t Want Your Kids Doing For Show & Tell
Being an ‘artiste’ is not an easy thing. At a book store I saw salmon print art that someone made by inking the side of a fish and pressing it to paper making a beautiful wall motive. I thought to…
R.E.S.P.E.C.T. Aretha Sang It, Obama Shows It
For all you can say for or against Barack Obama as President, there is one huge thing can be said in his favor. He has returned a forgotten key ingredient of crucial diplomatic etiquette to the forefront and that is…
Why Do We Let An Australian Tell Us What We Should Think?
Day after day, hour after hour, millions of Americans tune in willingly to hear political diatribe that is specially designed to align their political beliefs in a particular direction. Amidst stunning eye-catching graphics and up-to-the-minute news bytes, various pundits slam…