Author: rfreed
Black Rescuer Lucky He Didn’t Get His Ass Thrown In Jail During Rescue
It fortunately went so miraculously well. A girl held hostage for ten years breaks free of her bonds and manages to get to the door of her captors house. She yells through the mail slot that she needs help and…
The Diminished Quality of Our American Hippies
I am writing this out of concern for the quality of hippies we have here in America at the moment. The other day I overheard a small group of alternative types in a natural food store discussing how they were…
Kim Jong Un Steps Out Swinging As New Spokesman For NRA
In need of a new spokesman so fiery he can burn people with his tongue alone and can intimidate a whole nation, the NRA has chosen North Korean leader Kim Jong Un to replace the nerdy Wayne LaPierre as their…
The Dastardly Duty Of Dealing With Demented Dummies Sharing Dormitory/Domicile
There comes a time in everyone’s life when we must deal with that horrible reality of urban survival- having a roommate. Whether it be for economic, sexual, companionship or practical reasons, one often finds oneself having to share that space…
Satire Takes Fire for Accusing NRA of Causing Boston Bombing
Satire websites have been publishing a very popular conspiracy article concerning the NRA being behind the Boston Marathon bombing as a way to detour attention away from the gun limitation bills that had been going through Congress at the same…
The Boston Marathon Bombers First Day In Jihadist Heaven
Tamerlan Tsarnaev, the Boston Marathon bomber killed by Boston police, was freshly arrived in the Heaven promised for Jihadist fighters. A guide was there to help him get established. “Hello, Mr. Tsarnaev. I am here to help you find your…
Due to Cowardice, U.S. senators Forced to Spell Title w/ Small ‘s’
Americans, sick of the kowtowing and cowardice of their elected officials in the face of NRA intimidation when voting to defeat even the most reasonable of gun control, have elected to force the Senators to use a small ‘s’ in…
NRA Considers Pressure Cookers as a Future Income Possibility
The NRA, fresh from its victory of further controlling American laws by defeating all Congressional bills limiting access to guns of mass destruction, is now looking to further extend its power. Successfully cowing and buying off Senators involved with the…
Brilliant “Three Stooges” Gets Eye-Poked by the Oscars
It was an incredibly audacious act of snobbery that the truly classic Three Stooges movie got totally panned for any Oscar whatsoever at the most recent Academy Awards Ceremony. To begin with, the Producer should have gotten an award for…
The Ultimate Modern Humor Article
Researchers at various humor think tanks and humor websites have been exhaustively searching for clues on how to adapt comic articles to our modern times. With the increased dumbing down of the intellect imposed on the public by our schools,…