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Marijuana Laced Brownies Add Extra Field Trip To Elementary Students Schedule

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Pope Selection Leaves Catholics In Same Moral Bind But Better Access To Coke

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Rolling Paper Shortage To Impact Conclaves Daily Signals

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NY Cop Convicted Of Plot To Eat Women, But Not In A Good Way

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Cardinals Announce Conclave Dates – No Altar Boys Made The Cut This Year

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Prayer Warriors Return From Battle With Hugo Chavez

A group of faithful prayer warriors, armed with nothing more than their bibles and a long history of religious indoctrination, are slowly returning to their normal lives after what they describe as their victory over evil. They find vindication for…

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Trojan To Market New Product To Reduce Spread Of Idiocy

Trojan, a major manufacture of products designed to prevent the spread of sexual diseases, announced today that they have developed a human sized condom that can effectively prevent the spread of idiocy that is heard on right wing radio shows….

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Jodi Arias’s Shocking Sex Claim Stuns Mormon Community

In a trial that has been laced with sexual revelations that have left many scratching their heads, probably the one that caused the most shock in the Mormon community was uttered by the defendant today. Trying to recover from days…

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Dominican Republic Prostitute: No Way I Ever Slept With Something Like That

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Donald Trump Accepts Guest Of Honor Invitation To CPAC Surprise Celebrity Roast

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