Author: Dexter Sinistri
Lindsay Lohan Bursts Special Treatment Bubble
oh man, imagine this… you’re a super-stalker of a Hollywood vixen the likes of Lindsay Lohan. Now imagine that you’re getting popped by cops and the only last line of defense is that you own the coochie possessed in “Freaky…
Montel Williams Caught w/ Drug Pipe; Sounds Like Episode of Montel
So here’s something fun and weird. Montel Williams was cited by the Milwaukee County Sheriff’s Office for possession of a marijuana pipe at the airport in Milwaukee. But is it strange that he had the pipe, that he was flying,…
Linday Lohan Denies Stalking Sam Ronson, Does Anyway
Venice Beach, CA – GlossyNews.com: Lindsay Lohan may have kicked the drug habit, but it seems ex-girlfriend DJ Sam Ronson is too powerful to quit. It’s being reported that, fresh from rehab, she’s out jonesing for more of that mysterious…
Smokin’ Token Miley’s Bong “Not Police Evidence,” Up for Sale
Picutres of the annoying starlet choking up on the toke bat surfaced last month, which she dismissed as representing something slightly more legal than marijuana. Yesterday, it was announced the now famous bong is up for sale. Police have assured…
Jack and Diane Done: John Mellencamp Divorces
After 4 multi-platinum records, 6 platinum records, three gold records, and a string of four consecutive records that achieved no real status due to high amounts of sucking, John Mellencamp is ending his 20 years marriage, citing “it’s none of…
Dwight Freeney Learning to Take the “Free” Out of His Name
Those who follow NFL apparently know who Dwight Freeney is, even if most of America, and the landlord on his recording studio, haven’t heard a peep from him. He’s being sued for $422,150 in back rent on the studio, a…
Willow Smith Knows Who Her Daddy Is, Better Have His Money
According to documents filed by Roc Nation, the Jay-Z owned record label of Willow Smith, the hip-hop tween isn’t an artist, which is something anyone who has heard her music would agree. So what is the daughter of Will Smith?…
Octomom May Be Saved by Vivid Entertainment’s Lingering Low-Def Division
TMZ is reporting that Octomom’s Nadya Suleman may not face a second foreclosure, due to her failure to pay her damned bills already. Fans and critics alike agree that she’s a worthless pail of hot garbage, but could this unholy…
Home Improvement’s Zachary Ty Bryan Sues for More than “Show Sucking”
Home Improvement’s “Brad Taylor”, played by erstwhile interesting sub-celebrity Zachery Ty Bryan, has filed a lawsuit against two partners in “Big Wangs”, a Hollywood sports bar. While analysts think he has better odds of suing for the complete destruction of…
Kelly Osbourne Arrested for DUI? TSG Mugshot Says Maybe
Anyone familiar with Kelly Osbourne knows she has an uncommon love for all things chemical, specifically if they can get her to an altered state, and as a member of the first family of rock, she’s never faced an ounce…