Home Improvement’s Zachary Ty Bryan Sues for More than “Show Sucking”

Home Improvement’s “Brad Taylor”, played by erstwhile interesting sub-celebrity Zachery Ty Bryan, has filed a lawsuit against two partners in “Big Wangs”, a Hollywood sports bar.

While analysts think he has better odds of suing for the complete destruction of his acting career, legal experts suggest this claim might actually have more merit, apparently.

Bryan alleges Peter Brill and Joe Barker used the business as their personal piggy bank to live “high off the hog,” a figure of speech we can’t exactly understand, thanks to his lackluster attention during his decade of private, high-cost tutelage.

Bryan claims Brill and Barker sucked off the Big Wangs’s’s’s’ profit to fund their own personal lifestyle, as well as open competing restaurants. They allegedly bought cars and a home in Beverly Hills, something Mr. Bryan himself feels only he is entitled to.

Bryan is suing for unspecified damages, but it is believed that he would like hormone therapy, so he can finally become a real boy.

Author: Dexter Sinistri

Dexter Sinistri is a famously centrist writer who has worked as a Hollywood correspondent for a number of leading publications since 2005. Though once a photographer, Mr. Sinistri struck out as a writer on all things celebrity, and he likes to consider himself a tremendous asset to Glossy News, though by most accounts, he has fallen somewhat short of this effort.

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