Author: Dave Martin
Donald Trump’s Diary Released
“Trump filed the suit against Palm Beach County last week, claiming his history of conflict with Palm Beach International Airport has led officials to spitefully redirect air traffic over his historic Mar-a-Lago estate in south Florida.” – USA Today –…
Publication of “The Brian Williams Story” Nixed
Excerpts from “The Brian Williams Story”, a rumored biography that will now apparently never see print: November 9, 1989 “All I can say is that it was an honor and a thrill to be the only major American news anchor…
LGBTQQ Community Finally Exhausts Alphabet
It’s finally happened. The non-traditional sexuality and gender communities have exhausted the alphabet in their attempts to include everyone under one umbrella acronym. Starting in the 1990s, those of different sexual persuasions started describing themselves as part of the LGBT…
Time To Retire Grumpy Old Senators
Everybody seems to be blaming the current do-nothing state of Congress on the fractious squabbling between different ideological factions, particularly those of the Republican persuasion. But maybe it’s not ideology at all; maybe it’s just that we have too many…
Obama Apologizes For Post-election Hubris
Barack Obama has reportedly done a complete about face. Having encountered widespread criticism for the tough stance he took in his post-electoral press conference, the President has decided to take a more conciliatory approach with his Republican opponents. “I’m really…
Washington-area Birdwatchers Spot Migrating Species
It’s late fall and a sure sign of the season is the movement of various migratory birds in Washington and elsewhere. Recent sightings include: The African American Obama Perhaps because of its name, the African American obama is often mistakenly…
It Turns Out That Everything Is Obama’s Fault
It seems as if Barack Obama is getting blamed for everything. The Republicans are blaming him for every foreign hotspot including Iraq, Ukraine and Israel. Every domestic problem also seems to be the President’s doing, so much so that the…
Medical Science Identifies Source of Chronic Left Butt Cheek Pain
In recent years, more and more males have suffered from a chronic pain in the non-facial left cheek. Now medical science has identified this left butt pain as SRCA or severe rewards card accumulation. SRCA is a slowly developing condition…
Five Political Reality Shows Actually in Production
With last season’s debut of “Naked and Afraid”, it appears that the TV reality show well might be running dry. Having exploited everything from dating to cooking to home improvement, it looks like the reality genre has finally been exhausted….
UN Issues Long-term Weather Forecast
Long-term worldwide weather forecast issued by the United Nations Meteorological Agency: Unsettled conditions expected for much of the planet for the foreseeable future. In particular, we anticipate further weather extremes in the middle eastern section of the globe. Since a…