Author: Brian White
YOLO Demise Discovered; Most Adherents Deceased (Part 1)
YOLO, short for “you only live once”. Easily the “don’t worry, be happy” of 2011, is now gone, all but forgotten. But why is this phrase out of use? A recent study finds it’s because most who lived by it…
Letter to the editor: CBS, NBC, ABC & CNN are Democrat Networks
The following letter is in response to a story dated October, 21st of last year entitled Shepard Smith to Leave FOX News Over Harassment?. This mad gem comes to us from “Tim Pitchfork” from blah blah whatever. Tim Pitchford (Carmel,…
South Parkers will Release “Book of Mormon: The Musical”… Movie
Matt Stone & Trey Parker are doing the unthinkable. They’re going for the EGOT. Rumors have swirled, but evidence is piling up. The Book of Mormon: The Musical will be released in 2013/2014. Take that to the bank. What’s an…
Let’s Make Welfare Drug-Free (It’s For the Children)
This is a point-counterpoint article presented by Brian K. White of GlossyNews.com and Dean Chambers of UnSkewedPolls.com. Should we make welfare drug-free? How do we do it? What are the costs on both sides of the equation? These are just…
FACT: Jon Stewart is the Most Honest Man in News?
Love him or hate him, if you follow politics, you know his name. Jon Stewart has been the host of The Daily Show with Jon Stewart on Comedy Central for well over a decade, and he brings the new like…
Should Ecstasy Be Legalized? Counterpoint Debate
There are many drugs terrorizing our nation, from low-cost heroine and crack to high-potency crystal meth. One drug equally vilified that gets a bit less attention is Ecstasy, known by its chemical name MDA or MDMA. MDMA was first synthesized…
Should Gay Marriage Be Allowed Nationwide: Mrp Meh
In case you’re wondering, that’s the sound of someone agreeing… or disagreeing, it doesn’t matter. The line has gotten so muddied that we all might as well be on both sides of the debate. So should gay marriage be allowed,…
Marcus Bachmann Furiously Gerrymandering Hetero Lines
Conservative icon and shockingly good dancer Marcus Bachmann is in the news again, following allegations that he had inappropriate contact with one of his “patients” at his “pray the gay away” clinic. “Well we all know what’s straight and what…
Should the Federal Government Help New York & New Jersey Rebuild?
The northeast was recently devastated by super-storm Sandy and the local government has found that, unlike in other natural disasters, federal action and relief has been slow coming. To some it appears a matter of the politics of fiscal responsibility,…
Sensible Gun-Control Proposals Obvious, Impossible
In the wake of the Sandy Hook massacre the question of gun control has come up once again. Sure, we can’t blame people, or guns, or bullets, so I guess the onus falls on firing pins, and they’re the real…