Author: Brian White
Summer Worker Meets Famous Golfers, They’re Dicks
College summer jobs in the service industry can haphazardly introduce the young to celebrities big and small. Some celebrity jerk stories are obvious and believable, but others involve caricatures of characters who/which are down right unbelievable. Hard to swallow, if…
New Church Dictates the Jailed Must Get Steak, Lobster, Internet
Separation of Church & State means a prison can’t tell you what to eat. They can’t force you to eat pork and, this church hopes, they cannot deny you lobster. Jails are terrible [citation needed] and inmates often do anything…
Chicago Finally Solves Its Deficit By Charging Tax On Corruption
The recent tax Chicago levied on streaming online shows from organizations such as Netflix and Hulu has proved hugely unpopular and unprofitable even for the town famous for taxing everything possible and then having the money disappear into a great…
Glossy News Podcast Comes 7/27/15, and I Need Your Help
Some have called him “funny,” “awesome,” and “kind,” but as kind as they are, my kids won’t be able to listen to my podcast for adult language and themes. On July 27th, the Glossy News podcast will launch with five…
DADDS Drunk Driver System Promises More Hassle, Road Deaths
NHTSA is seriously considering a mandate to put breathalyzers in every single new car on the road. Not only is the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration considering it, they’ve been funding its research since 2008 with millions already invested. Sure,…
How Condoms are Really Used (Home School Video)
Condoms are funny because they are balloons guys put on their wieners, but they’re also deadly serious. They can be the thin blue shield between you and HIV, but they also come in purple as well as they purple-in the……
FIFA Joins Forces with ISIS: “It’s a Perfect Match”
FIFA president Sepp Blatter insists that he’s not using a fake name, but he also swears his sworn alliance to ISIS is likewise legitimate. FIFA and ISIS. One is a ruthless, soulless dictatorship that destroys everything in its path and…
Our Crowdfunded North Korea Movie is Chugging Along, but it Needs Your Help
Kim Jong-Un is reportedly flipping his shit since the wide release of “The Interview”, which even his most dastardly designs did nothing to diminish. We’re about halfway done filming ours, and I must say, it… looks… amazing. “The Interview” was…
Discovery Channel Commits DMCA Fraud (seriously)
Discovery Channel is at it again. This time they’ve targeted two of our videos and taken them down. This is the fourth time they or one of their affiliates have targeted our video “How Hot Dogs are REALLY Made” and…
Firing Squad, North Korea Satire Movie Both Ready to Shoot (Videos)
There are those who quake in their boots at the thought of upsetting sweaty North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un. We are not among them. Thumbing our noses is the least of what we’re doing. Unlike “The Interview” ours will…