Posted in Health Religionism

Okra Flow Yoga™ Brings Enlightened Movement to the Deep South – & Beyond!

NOTE FROM WALLACE: WELCOME DEBORAH! I spread my sticky mat on the faux-hardwood floor of Greenville Baptist Church’s community room, taking in the energy of the place. Aromas from last night’s potluck linger: cabbage, meatloaf, onions.  There’s a low buzz…

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Posted in General Interest

Democratic Candidates: Who Will Likely Come Out on Top

23 major candidates are contesting in the Democratic 2020 presidential race. As such, this makes the current Democratic race the largest, most competitive and certainly most unpredictable in history. Considering their campaigns so far and their performance in debates, we…

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Posted in World News

The USA Joins The Brexit Hokey Pokey

The USA and the UK have always had a special relationship, and in recent years it’s been gratifying to see that relationship reach new highs. When the United Kingdom voted to leave the European Union, the US couldn’t sit idly…

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Posted in General Interest

Online Casino And The Way It Influences A Person

Online Casino And The Way It Influences A Person The reason why millions of people play online games is simple: a person strives for new impressions, positive emotions and unforgettable happy moments. The casino is exactly the place where you…

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Posted in World News

BOJO OR BUST! The Answers Are Here…

WELL, HOW DID YOU ENJOY OUR EDGY BORIS JOHNSON QUIZ??? BORIS OR BUST? #1: LOVE AND HATE But don’t let me ever hear you say hate is your enemy… Love has practically caused me to get you destroyed. If I…

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Posted in World News

BOJO OR BUST! Ultimate Boris Johnson Quiz: Who Said These Edgy Quotes???

It’s not a laughing matter…? Of course it is! EVERYTHING IS! 😛 … Or is it? Never mind! See how many you can get… Enjoy and share, if you want to make the Pig ‘n’ Coke club cry! The answer…

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Posted in General Interest

Top Best Football Players in Europe 2019

Although you may not be a die-hard football fan, there must’ve been some football players names that flash across your phones, TVs and newspapers very often. It’s always interesting to discuss which players are the best in their sport and…

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Posted in Society

Problem Gambling Campaign Creator Takes Issue with Warwick Findings

A recent study by Warwick University, which claims that the When the Fun stops, Stop campaign was not doing what it was intended to do, but was instead achieving the exact opposite of the desired results has seen some push…

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Posted in General Interest

The Strangest Video Game Challenges We’ve Ever Seen

People who game often have a lot of time on their hands. This means that when they inevitably get tired of their favourite games, they try to think up something daft they can do within the game to entertain themselves…

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Posted in Video News

The Mad Mad Monkey Men Challenge: How Many Can You Comment on in a Day?!

NOTE FROM WALLACE: Brian’s kids are doing really well with these videos! And there are going to be a few more video articles over time; you can encourage them by commenting and sharing, both on Glossy News and in particular,…

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Posted in Biz News

Ways to Make Money You Might Not Have Heard Of!

Finding easy cash isn’t easy. But finding hard cash to top up the rest is a necessary evil sometimes. Hard, like time-consuming, and not very rewarding? Still, nobody owes us a living. And sometimes, to top up my cash, I’ve…

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Posted in Society

All Fall Down: the Redneck Wanderer’s Song of Raw Feet

Now as Ah climb up the mound on the pillar of dreams Ah can see many things they just ain’t as they seem! We got a strong leader with an army behind The people are in misery yet he’s like…

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Posted in Serious Commentary

The Superpower that Disempowers: Is it Time for a Black Book of Autism? (LONG READ… ENJOY!)

Well, what have we got here?! Something a lot bigger. Not as funny (a bit of dry wit, perhaps), but nonetheless VERY much out of the mainstream. Is autism a superpower? A flamboyantly colorful and identity ‘we’ all can celebrate?…

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Literature
Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc

DON’T MISS ‘EM! A Selective Look at Our Writers & Their Amazing Books

Over the years, Glossy News has had too many amazing authors to count! So it’s really hard to squeeze ’em in. But here are just a few highlights. Don’t forget, please, that our Glossy News satirists have full license to…

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Sleepy Joe Biden
Posted in Politics

TONE-DEAF BIDEN! New ‘Pro-Woman’ Talking Point Enrages Feminists & GOP Alike!

Serial groper/political failure and two-dime Bill Clinton wannabe Joe Biden, flailing to deal with allegations of sleazy sexual behavior and a past history of middle ground views on abortion, has now come up with a typically genius way of… Not…

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Neoconservatives
Posted in Science War Zone

Trump & Bolton GONNA CRUSH Global Warming! “Nuclear Warfare Will SAVE OUR PLANET!!!”

Although widely condemned as an existential threat to human life, John ‘Armchair’ Johnny Bolton, a true upper-class boy come good, has actually turned up as a MOST unlikely saviour of our dying planet. Once widely derided as an unhinged lunatic…

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Posted in General Interest

How to Survive as a Business After Being Sued

A lawsuit can be financially devastating to your organization; however, it doesn’t need to signal the end of your business. While it might seem as if it is impossible to recover your finances and reputation follow a legal case, you…

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Swastika
Posted in Health Society

HORSESHOE THEORY?! Richard Spencer Endorses Batshit Neurodiversity Movement!!!

Overrated crypto-SJW and heavily closeted racial ‘Marxist’ Richard Spencer has recently come out fighting against those who dare to oppose the ‘heavily stigmatized’ faux-edgy bullshit ‘social movement’ du jour… White rights? Nah, more like Autistic SJW rights! In a recent…

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Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc Internets Tubes

Glossy News Ties to the Gaddafi Regime and Bo Xilai: Should Y’all be Worried???

Has the media been infiltrated by special interests? Are shadowy figures calling all the shots? Or is this just a thing of fantasy? You decide! I’m going to ‘fess up and show you some of the recent correspondence I’ve had…

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Posted in Entertainment Strange People

Kids On Leashes?

Sitting down at the park looking at a kid strangely on a leash held by his Mum, I’m enjoying a sunny day after working at a music festival. Nothing cool, like I’m a guy in a band smashing groupies who…

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Posted in General Interest

How Has Mobile Technology Revolutionised the Automobile Industry Today?

Mobile phones and other related technology have become an integral part of our lives today. Not a day goes by where we are not connected to our phones. Mobile technology has been able to bridge the gap between outcomes and…

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Posted in Politics

Democrat employs Strange Tactic in Defeating President Trump

Dateline: WASHINGTON, DC, year 2020—The Democratic nominee has won the presidency, beating Donald Trump in a landslide, and has also had bizarre good luck, by employing an unusual political tactic. “I decided to go against my handlers and pollsters,” said…

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Posted in General Interest

Five Tech Trends in 2019 That are Going to Revolutionise the Future of Mankind

Our lives have now been entwined along with technology. Rarely do days go by where one might have not been benefited by the realm of technology. In our everyday life, we come across a variety of fields that rely upon…

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Posted in General Interest

SILICON IMPLANTS AND NO DISEASE

Report Finds Silicone Implants Cause No Disease WASHINGTON (Reuters) – Silicone breast implants do not cause serious diseases such as cancer, lupus, or other chronic disorders, but they are not entirely safe either, this is why using creams from https://www.stockybodies.com/nl/upsize-ervaringen/…

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Posted in Politics

Robert Mueller: The Knight-Errant who Tripped over his Lance

Dateline: WASHINGTON, D.C.—Robert Mueller stunned the quarter of Americans who are intent on keeping their country from sliding down the tubes, by turning in a lackluster performance in his televised hearings before Congress. Knowing that most Americans prefer to watch…

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