Year: 2019
Excremental Attacks on President Remain a Mystery
The first incident was not actually October 22 on the South Lawn of the White House, as has been widely reported.
Xmas Horror! Three Wise Men from the East Shot at Eastern Border of Trump’s America (Parable)
We all love a cuddly, heart-warming Xmas story, but this time, we’re heading more into Grinchy territory. Not to be confused with Gingrinchy territory… It was a cold, cold winter’s evening, and three shivering silhouttes hurled themselves out of their…
Highly-Strung Cokehead Who Says “F**K Business!” Worried Nobody Wants to Invest in His Country!
Hysterical overfed chufterstain and perpetually confused London superluvvie Boris Hugh Coogan Lily Lineker De Pfeffel Johnson has recently lamented the lack of business investment that is seriously hindering his coke-ridden Brexit Boom he promised and/or threatened us with a few…
Er, What?! Britain First Leader Acquitted of Hate Crime After Innovative ‘Transracial’ Defence
White-fisted fash-resembling golden boy and BNP-loving beta bully bitch Paul ‘Golden Balls’ Golding, high on his recent right-wing entryist scam against and/or for the Conservative Party, is now high on a very different kind of narcotic… And we don’t mean…
Things Fall Apart: Is the UK Doomed to Dystopia, or Are We on the Verge of Real Progress?
The election of Boris Johnson in the UK has led to fears that the UK has voted in a potential dictator. Some scoff at ‘Boris Derangement Syndrome,’ just as many people scoff at ‘Trump Derangement Syndrome.’ Others are convinced the…
BURN THE WITCH! Washington DC Pastor Arrested for ‘Insanity,’ Defrocked for ‘Heresy & Blasphemy’
An African-American pastor has been arrested and institutionalized for what Fox News has called an ‘utterly unhinged, dangerous, extremist, De Niroesque mafia rant’ outside the White House. According to sources, Catherine Ukunda Underhill spent ‘close to ten minutes’ spreading ‘divisive…
Sore Winners & Sore Losers: Are We Losing Our Power to Discriminate?
The old saying ‘It’s just not cricket’ expresses the survival of old chivalric norms of fair play, which survived into the sporting realm of more recent times. England and the UK, of course, can be credited with the Queensbury rules,…
I was Hacked! ME! And I am Furious! Hot, Hot, HATE!
Someone spread messages under my Sacred Name soliciting money for a purported “neighbor kid” whose kidneys are crumbling. My real neighbor kid is a paranoid schizophrenic with bipolar overtones and a narcissistic bass line.
Billionaire Cayman Yacht W**ker Wants You to Know He DESPISES “Arrogant, Out of Touch Metropolitan Elite!”
Decrepit 80s Beano cameo prancer and overfed nannified Southern flouncer Jacob Rees-Mogg wants you to know that he hates neoliberal greed, elitist Londoners and the usual arrogant south of the M1 Avocado Gangsters of the Kale ‘n’ Quinoa belt… And…
Effective Tips to Get Good Grades in College
College is both a difficult and pleasant experience for most students. On one side, professors give you bundles of assignments. On the other hand, your classmates and friends are always ready to throw parties. In this situation, maintaining good grades…