Month: June 2017
Democrats Begin Impeachment Proceedings on the Grounds that Donald Trump is an Old Man
Dateline: WASHINGTON, D.C.—After the 2018 U.S. congressional election, Democrats won back enough seats to bring impeachment proceedings, but they decided to simplify their case against Donald Trump, citing only the undeniable fact, as the reason for the urgent need for…
Rejected Cops Jingle 4: Happy Days
Happy days! How do happy days be made? By takin’ a pistol and sayin’, shut yer darn trap son, or yer gettin’ slung out on the death row! Works a beeeeeeyotiful blazin’ treat every blessed time, citizens!
Chapter 10: Bleeding for Freedom (Honest Adolph Novel Serial, Volume I)
The bedside lamp flicked on once more.
Rejected Cops Jingle 3: Movin’ On Up
Mornin’ folks! Hope y’all persons of interwebsickle attraction has enjoyed the yesterday’s video: Rejected COPS theme I! Inspector Gadget! In like thusly manner, today’s video be called: Rejected COPS theme II! Jingle – Movin’ On Up? How so, Bobby Joe?…
Rejected Cops Jingle 2: Sesame Street
Hi, it’s Bobby Joe! Oink oink! Moo moo! Hey gimme back that beer money you asshole! Fur things and feathered things do be one kind of the ornippological phenomeninations in the glorious animal world. Bobby Joe knows it! Look at…
Chapter 9: Occident’s Downfall, Spengler’s Uprising (Honest Adolph, Volume I)
‘No, no, no, no, I’m not having it!’ spat Truman.
Sneezing is One Tenth of an Orgasm: Islamic State Make War on Moldy Houses
ISIS and dodgy landlords. One is an evil gang of nefarious gangsters and mafiosi, who give zero fucks about anyone else, and will trample over anyone in their day, doing whatever it takes to expand their evil empire. The other…
Boosting Your Satire Book Sales Rank Without Cheating
The best way to boost your sales rank is to sell books! There are other ways too. Some involve cheating though, and this is likely to cost you in the long run. However, there are other ways of potentially boosting…
Chapter 8: If That is Your Humanity, I Want No Part In Humanity (Honest Adolph Novel Serial, Volume I)
Marcus Bubble finally had his opportunity to publicly denounce Friedman.
Rejected Cops Jingle 1: Inspector Gadget
Here’s be Bobby Joe first in them new series awwwww Rejected theme songs. Fer COPS! Now how ah do know Brian K. White haves been gittin’ up for to all the brand shiny neeeeew thingums on yawr interwebs! How do…