Rejected Cops Jingle 4: Happy Days

Happy days!

How do happy days be made?

By takin’ a pistol and sayin’, shut yer darn trap son, or yer gettin’ slung out on the death row!

Works a beeeeeeyotiful blazin’ treat every blessed time, citizens!

Author: Brian K. White

Brian first began peddling his humorous wares with a series of Xerox printed books in fifth grade. Since then he's published over two thousand satire and humor articles, as well as eight stage plays, a 13-episode cable sitcom and three (terrible) screenplays. He is a freelance writer by trade and an expert in the field of viral entertainment marketing. He is the author of many of the biggest hoaxes of recent years, a shameful accomplishment in which he takes exceptional pride.

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