Rejected Cops Jingle 1: Inspector Gadget

Here’s be Bobby Joe first in them new series awwwww Rejected theme songs.

Fer COPS!

Now how ah do know Brian K. White haves been gittin’ up for to all the brand shiny neeeeew thingums on yawr interwebs!

How do COPS be made?

Be made with musics, or inspectors ‘n’ gadgets!

Bobbye Joe knows a little known, what you might call a lil known ol’ factoid, which we says as follows:

Producers o’ COPS done sit and down and them considerin’ bunch o’ other’s songs before deciiiide for settlin’ on the trademark!

“Trademark what, Bobby Joe,” Ah hear y’all holler.

Never mind.

Now just you plump yer ass down, brother,  an’ listen good!

Author: Brian K. White

Brian first began peddling his humorous wares with a series of Xerox printed books in fifth grade. Since then he's published over two thousand satire and humor articles, as well as eight stage plays, a 13-episode cable sitcom and three (terrible) screenplays. He is a freelance writer by trade and an expert in the field of viral entertainment marketing. He is the author of many of the biggest hoaxes of recent years, a shameful accomplishment in which he takes exceptional pride.