Year: 2012
Navy SEALS Book: Bin Laden Had Nude Pictures of Pippa Middleton on his Computer
Islamisbad, Pakistan – (SatireWorld.com) Computer experts have being pouring over the treasure trove of intelligence data taken from the Osama Bin Laden compound raid in Pakistan last year. Recent data downloaded from the hard drives and thumb drives show extensive…
M Night Shyamalan’s Children in Tears After Big Twist ‘Resolves’ Bedtime Story
M Night Shyamalan’s daughters were being comforted today after being “cheated” by the last installment of their father’s bedtime story. The two girls are refusing to speak to the Hollywood director after he tied up the many plot contradictions by…
Corporations Broker Historic Repub/Dem Compromise to Boost U.S. Economy
As unlikely as it may seem in the throes of an increasingly vicious national election, U.S. Republicans and Democrats appear to be in agreement on providing a major stimulant to the economy – the elections themselves. Now that corporations are…
In Desperate Bid For Reelection, White House Reveals Secret Beer Recipe
President Obama, in a desperate bid to gain the following of on-the-fence Independent and Republican beer drinkers, has revealed the secret recipe for White House Honey Brown Ale. Throughout the past three years the White House has been manufacturing the…
Clint Eastwood Speaks at RNC, Warns Hurricane Isaac to ‘Get off my Lawn.’
Tampa- In a phenomenon that has left meteorologists stunned and searching for answers, Hurricane Isaac has unexpectedly retreated back into the Gulf of Mexico and petered out into a solitary storm cloud. The storm’s demise coincided with Clint Eastwood’s arrival…
Democratic National Convention to Premiere Joe Biden Reality TV Show
Charlotte, North Carolina – A week before the Democratic National Convention is scheduled to start, leaked sources indicated that the convention will feature a premiere of Joe Biden’s new reality TV show, Joe the Vice President. It aims to be…
“Gabby Douglas Nude” Photos Fail to Materialize
Ever since her gold medal-winning performance at the Olympic Games, millions of people throughout the world have been searching Google and other search engines for nude pictures of 16-year-old Gabby Douglas to no avail. “There’s a lot of perverts out…
Congressman Todd Akin: I was raped and did not become pregnant
Congressman Todd Akin of Missouri fueled the flames of controversy about his statements on “legitimate rape” when he revealed to this reporter that he was himself a victim of rape and had not become pregnant. “The criticism that I am…
Julian Assange “Shocked” to Discover Himself Leaking His Own Escape Plan
The freedom fighter Julian Assange has hit out at himself for leaking his own escape route from the Ecuadorian embassy. He said he had no idea how the plans came came to be posted on the internet, although he admitted…
Romney and Ryan to Hold “Who’s Wife is Hotter” Rally
Myrtle Beach, South Carolina – Attempting to appeal to the conservative base, the Romney-Ryan campaign is holding a “Who’s Wife is Hotter” contest at a Hooters located in Myrtle Beach. This new tactic comes after an influx of criticism, aimed…