Category: World News
Megachurch Enterpreneur Launches Hostile Takeover of Vatican
Pope Francis has recently denounced the efforts by notable megachurch entrepreneur Merle Swaggett to buy out the Vatican and run the Church on a more modern basis: The Catholic Church has been around for a fairly long time, but there…
Exclusive GlossyNews Interview: Former Trotskyist Jeremy Corbyn (3/3)
Last time: “You can’t make an omelette without breaking eggs.” Yes, nothing like edgy German socialism to warm the cockles of one’s heart. I love a bit of Liebknecht ‘n’ Luxemburg, you know. Jezza continues: And needless to say (although the…
Exclusive GlossyNews Interview: Former Trotskyist Jeremy Corbyn (2/3)
Last time: Wallace: Just change the record, man! You’re boring the arse o’ me, even if you are only a radically tendentious creation of my highly speculative fictional imagination, and not a real person. Jezza: Well, at least you still…
Exclusive GlossyNews Interview: Former Trotskyist Jeremy Corbyn (1/3)
Former Trotskyist, aspiring Social Democrat & edgy Westminster parliamentarian Jeremy Corbyn has agreed to have another objective, impartial interview… This time, at notable satire outlet Glossy News. Wallace: So, we’ll play to your strengths first. Jezza: Do I have to? Wallace:…
Dissident “MRA” Terrorists Wreak Havoc in Northern Ireland
The age-old conflict between men and women in Northern Ireland has been recently worsened by a scandalous schism in the Men’s Rights Movement (MRM). The MRM, funnily enough, is made up entirely up of self-styled “Men’s Rights Activists” (MRAs). And…
London Riots: Who are the Real Orwellians?
I offer my solidarity, support and comradeship to everyone who, like me, is pissed off at the Orwellian banner-waving moral crusaders who want to overturn a democratic vote. (Disclaimer: I voted for the TUSC, so I hope a hundred and…
“But Immigration is Complex…” Uh-uh, Not so Fast
Coming up to the 2015 General Election, the inflammatory rhetoric of UKIP is a worrying feature of the complex political scene in the UK. It’s always been complex, of course… Well, we have had politicians who have expanded the suffrage…
Sarko in China: “Monsieur Jinping, Break Down This Wall”
Nicolas Sarkozy is universally renowned and respected as the man who single-handedly brought down the Berlin Wall, restored the constitutional liberties and privileges of “La République,” and ended forever the reign of jihadist terror in the entire “monde non civilisée.”…
Patronizing Miliband, Campbell Reach out to “Stamp-Collecting Community”
Ed Miliband has finally found a way to nail the election in 2015… Shortly after which, he will be himself will also be nailed up and flogged in the public square by the media every day of mourning and Twitternight…
Sexual Identity Cr-ISIS
Mosul, Iraq—This week, rebel fighter under the banner of ISIS, began destroyed over 100,000 volumes of rare, historic books. A month prior, ISIS fighters raided the University of Mosul’s library and burned hundreds of books of cultural significance. Why the…