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#MeToo!!!
I’m proud to say: I am now officially a member of the Me Too movement. I know: I’m a man; but men can be members too. It’s not gender that determines eligibility; it’s compassion, consideration, kindness, understanding, and of course,…
Trump Shows Off New ‘Hand Enlargement’ Surgery To Red Neck Protesters
President Trump has been keeping a low profile since the results of the 2020 election were announced. His low profile has nothing to do with the fact that he got a drubbing from Biden, and America wants to turf his…
Biden to ‘Ride Trump Lion’ to Inauguration
In a surprisingly politically insensitive move, President Elect Joe Biden has announced that he is to go to his inauguration ceremony next January riding a lion that has been fitted with a prosthetic latex mask of ex-US president (we all…
GOTCHA! – Fox’s Unbroadcasted ‘Biden vs. Trump’ Secret Debate was Fake News!
In an outstanding piece of investigative journalism carried out by UK gardening magazine Thyme’s roving reporter Ms Tildy Truth, it has been discovered that Fox News’ claim of a secret ‘final’ debate between the two presidential hopefuls was a lie….
CROSS X WORDS
PUZZLED BY THE CROSS WORDS IN THE RUN-UP TO NOVEMBER’S ELECTION? Leftist Anarchist? MAGA Deplorable? Patriot? Progressive? America-Hater? Racist, Sexist Pig? RED OR BLUE — Just for YOU: Catch a Clue DOWN Red 1. Every Covid-19 one slowed economy POTUS had…
Revealed – The ‘Trump vs. Biden’ TV Debate That Was Never Broadcast
In a jaw-dropping statement today, Ms Dizzy Spell, a spokeswoman for Fox News revealed to a stunned press pack that a secret one-on-one TV debate between Presidential hopeful Senator Joe Biden, and President Donald Trump took place yesterday. However, Ms…
Trumpisms 12.0
425 “Trump truth” is an oxymoron. Trump and truth are opposites. And Trump is a moron. That’s your lesson for today. 426 Trump isn’t responsible for anything. He is reprehensible for everything. 427 As a young boy, Trump suffered from…
Desperate Trump Eats Xi Jinping Look-Alike on Stage at Nevada Rally.
In a bizarre right wing rally stunt that went tragically wrong, self-proclaimed ‘greatest man that ever lived’ and Commander-in-Chief president Donald Trump ate a Xi Jinping look-alike live on stage at his latest red neck rally. Traditionally news reporters at…
EXCLUSIVE Interview with Proud Boys Leader, Q
Something jumped out at me the other night while I was clearing out my backlog of Facebook requests, or rather I should say, a name jumped out at me. There it was buried deep in a Farmville invitation with a…
Trump’s Next Job: Transitioning from Current POTUS GIG
Assuming he hasn’t started a Civil War and isn’t in jail, ex-President Trump, with money owed to God knows whom, might be looking for another job next year. Here are a few suggestions: Putin’s Pool Boy Dietician — Dr. Conley’s…