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Tony “Nice Advice Blair” Comforts Despondent Boris

Widely admired MakeTheBestOfItEr and subterranean sack of squirming oyster spunk Tony “Nice Advice” Blair has offered some spiffing career advice to fellow overhyped spafflord Boris “Bugger ’Em Sherbetways” Johnson. The Times of LONDON (NB!) stunningly and bravely noted that Awwah Tony, reflecting on…

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Tony Blair to Form ‘No Bullshit Party’

Ex-UK Prime Minister Tony Blair is to form a new political party, named ‘The No Bullshit Party.’ Speaking at a BBC news conference, Blair said:

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Is Comrade Corbyn Too Extreme… Or Not Extreme Enough?

I often think of Comrade Corbyn as Blair 2.0. He hasn’t brought anything new of substance.

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God Warns the Donald He’s Not Getting Any Private Revelations

Like The Blues Brothers, George W Bush famously went to Iraq on a ‘mission from God.’ Same, of course for Tony Blair! But now Tough-Guy Tangerine Surprise Donald J Trump is being friendzoned by God.

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Blair Demands Humanitarian Intervention in Catalonia

Former UK Prime Minister and beloved public figure Anthony Charles Lynton Blair (known affectionately to most Britons as ‘Tony Blair,’) has responded with an astonishingly inspirational display of righteous indignation…

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From Blair Effect to Cameron? How Long Before Dave Starts Making Helpful Public ‘Interventions?’

One of the most hilarious things on Twitter is the apparently non-satirical interventions Tony Blair makes in public life. But it turns out brave Dave hasn’t exactly retired to have a wank in his yacht either!

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