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Senate Stunner: 100 Senators Recuse Themselves From Jury Duty In Trump’s Impeachment Trial

“I fell on the Brett Kavanaugh sword for this administration, and it has gained me nothing. My centrist image has been irreparably tarnished, and for the first time in my career, I feel very uncertain about my election prospects this year, and in the future. I’m done with these Culture Wars and purity tests. I’ll defer to the opinions of the Chief Justice and let him decide.  I’m sitting this one out.”

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Second Coming of God
Posted in Politics Religionism

AS PROMISED! Jesus Has a Special Reunion Message for Republicans

Hi there it’s Jesus, and I have a special reunion message! The good news is, thanks to the Supreme Court, abortion in America is gonna end!

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Infant
Posted in Politics Serious Commentary

REPUBLICANS: Trump Does NOT Care About Abortion. PERIOD!

Wake up, Republicans and religious people. Don’t take things at face value. This is bait: you are being bribed.

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Hollywood & the Democrats Rally in Final Show of Strength for Christine Ford

As the final decision is about to be reached on Kavanaugh, a gaggle of towering Hollywood intellectuals and well-beloved Democrats have decided to show their solidarity with Christine Ford, who has made some serious allegations against the prospective SCOTUS justice….

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The Supreme Court Vote Shouts It Out: Guns ARE People!

In a land mark ruling, the Supreme Court has declared that “Guns are people too.” Building upon the famous Citizens United vote that made corporations people and thereby gave them unprecedented power and influence in America, gun lobbyists hope to…

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Brotherhood of Extemporaneous Unions Wins Big

The U.S. Supreme Court handed the Brotherhood of Extemporaneous Unions a clear victory yesterday by defining a labor union as “one or more people doing more or less the same thing.” The landmark case of BEU vs. Clive Nuevo, gave…

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