Tag: SCOTUS
Supreme Court CHEAT SHEET: What Would it Take to Save Roe v Wade?
The whole topic of the future of Roe Vs Wade can seem pretty convoluted… So I’m going to give a factual, objective, unpolemical causal account in just a few short paragraphs about how likely Roe Vs Wade is to either…
Senate Stunner: 100 Senators Recuse Themselves From Jury Duty In Trump’s Impeachment Trial
“I fell on the Brett Kavanaugh sword for this administration, and it has gained me nothing. My centrist image has been irreparably tarnished, and for the first time in my career, I feel very uncertain about my election prospects this year, and in the future. I’m done with these Culture Wars and purity tests. I’ll defer to the opinions of the Chief Justice and let him decide. I’m sitting this one out.”
AS PROMISED! Jesus Has a Special Reunion Message for Republicans
Hi there it’s Jesus, and I have a special reunion message! The good news is, thanks to the Supreme Court, abortion in America is gonna end!
REPUBLICANS: Trump Does NOT Care About Abortion. PERIOD!
Wake up, Republicans and religious people. Don’t take things at face value. This is bait: you are being bribed.
Hollywood & the Democrats Rally in Final Show of Strength for Christine Ford
As the final decision is about to be reached on Kavanaugh, a gaggle of towering Hollywood intellectuals and well-beloved Democrats have decided to show their solidarity with Christine Ford, who has made some serious allegations against the prospective SCOTUS justice….
The Supreme Court Vote Shouts It Out: Guns ARE People!
In a land mark ruling, the Supreme Court has declared that “Guns are people too.” Building upon the famous Citizens United vote that made corporations people and thereby gave them unprecedented power and influence in America, gun lobbyists hope to…
Brotherhood of Extemporaneous Unions Wins Big
The U.S. Supreme Court handed the Brotherhood of Extemporaneous Unions a clear victory yesterday by defining a labor union as “one or more people doing more or less the same thing.” The landmark case of BEU vs. Clive Nuevo, gave…
Supreme Court Nullifies First Amendment
The United States Supreme Court unanimously declared today that the First Amendment to the Bill of Rights is to be nullified as it no longer has any meaning in today’s society. The First Amendment reads: “Congress shall make no law…