Tag: populism
FRIENDZONED! Loser Gove Homeless After Anti-Elitist ‘Business Experts’ Rant!
Unlawful north of the M1 Michael Howard hiss-a-like and non-porcine-coke-snorting metrosexual career shitstirrer Michael Gove has just had his hopes of a stellar career at the very pinnacle of the UK political class cruelly dashed, after yet another ill-advised rant…
Trump Voters Smarter than Liberals, Study Shows
Dateline: D.C.—The Machiavelli Institute of Political Pseudoscience shocked the world when it revealed the results of its study that compared the intelligence level of President Trump’s diehard supporters to that of his critics on the left and the right, including…
Chapter 29: Things Not Yet Seen (Honest Adolph, Volume III)
Senator Bubble was succeeding very well at picking off his opponents one by one. Although he was not himself a very intelligent or articulate person, he was certainly smart enough to flatter and bribe his way to what by now…
Chapter 28: Everyone Has a Choice to Right (Honest Adolph, Volume III)
Deborah was disappointed to learn that the media were turning their turrets on Adolph. Now that their golden boy had left, they seemed to have little interest in ridiculing Benny Pilder; Honest Adolph, previously known only as a ‘fringe maverick,’…
Chapter 27: Snowflake Stormtroopers (Honest Adolph Volume III)
Saul had not yet heard about the terrible events from last night. He was planning to pay a visit to the Thatchers later in the day; for now, he was commiserating with Adams about his poor showing the previous night.
Wacky Friends Parodies IV: UKIP
Some controversial UK right-wing populists have ended up being the subject of some Friends parodies on YouTube. Intentionally or not, some of these videos seem to play into the whole ‘who would you actually have a beer with?’ persona of…
Bounties of Liberty
I was sleeping on an airport bench and was rudely awoken by a wall-mounted television screen playing a CNN interview with an American politician. I had to scramble to avoid being infected by the politico’s anticommunication and hit my head…
Chapter 8: Captain Gaymerica’s Got Blown in the Office
This is it,’ breathed Senator Willow. That bastard…
Chapter 7: Humanitarian Rape (Honest Adolph Volume 2)
Senator Bubble’s day had finally arrived.