Wallace Runnymede Novel
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Chapter 4: Ruby, Rue the Rubes! (Honest Adolph Volume 2)

Ruby Chandra de Montevideo rose to greet the trembling Senator Willow.

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Wallace Runnymede Novel
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Chapter 1: Let Freedom Blaze! (Honest Adolph Novel Serial, Volume 2)

Senator Willow twitched nervously as she faced the camera.

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Wallace Runnymede Novel
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Chapter 10: Bleeding for Freedom (Honest Adolph Novel Serial, Volume I)

The bedside lamp flicked on once more.

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Wallace Runnymede Specfic
Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc Politics

Chapter 8: If That is Your Humanity, I Want No Part In Humanity (Honest Adolph Novel Serial, Volume I)

Marcus Bubble finally had his opportunity to publicly denounce Friedman.

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Donald Trump
Posted in Politics Top Stories

Trump-Corbyn Syndrome Defined As New Mental Disorder

New editions of two major mental disorder classification manuals are to list Trump–Corbyn Syndrome (TCS) as a mental disorder. The naming of the condition was inspired by the behaviour of Donald Trump’s supporters in the US and Jeremy Corbyn’s supporters…

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Clinton & Bush Condemn Trump for Upstaging the Good Guys

The Clinton and Bush Dynasties have released a joint mutual solidarity statement condemning Trump’s recent (allegedly) divisive populist policies… As exclusively revealed on Glossy News over the course of the past 48 hours. This typically balanced and dispassionate artefact of…

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UKIP
Posted in Human Interest Politics

Groundbreaking UKIP-Turn: Kippers Start Actually Hating Foreigners

Nigel Farage is concerned that his Edgy-Rhetorical-Hobby-Club is hemorrhaging voters. So His-Most-Exalted-Joe-Blogginess has come up with a plan to stop the rot (if not the moral decay) within his Circle-Jerk-Pet-Peeve-Party:

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Tea Party Advocates Destruction of All of America (Except its Golf Courses)

Dateline: WASHINGTON—Senator and reputed Tea Party leader Ted Cruz introduced a resolution to the Senate yesterday, calling for the immolation of all of the United States apart from its golf courses. Speaking in favour of the motion on the congressional…

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