Tag: Impeachment
Impeachment Defense Lawyer Jokes
EDITOR: The picture above shows that justice is blind. Not entirely sure what that means. Any ideas??? Why won’t white sharks eat impeachment defense lawyers when they go swimming?A: They are the same skin color…B: They are both in the…
National Weather Service Issues Rare Shitter Warning
Washington, DC- On Friday night, Louis W. Uccellini, the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration’s Assistant Administrator for Weather Services(NOAAA for WS), and Director of the National Weather Service (NWS) issued a rare warning on Shitter, predicting heavy Virtual Shit Storms for all social media platforms on Saturday.
Senate Stunner: 100 Senators Recuse Themselves From Jury Duty In Trump’s Impeachment Trial
“I fell on the Brett Kavanaugh sword for this administration, and it has gained me nothing. My centrist image has been irreparably tarnished, and for the first time in my career, I feel very uncertain about my election prospects this year, and in the future. I’m done with these Culture Wars and purity tests. I’ll defer to the opinions of the Chief Justice and let him decide. I’m sitting this one out.”
Russian Collusion 2.0
President Trump just cannot help himself. Every time he gets into trouble, he turns to Putin. How many times can a President look to a foreign adversary to help with an election. 1 + 1 = 2 everytime.
Karmatic Alternatives To Impeachment For You-Know-Who
Here are some possibilities for our Complainer in Chief to pay off his karma debt for throwing the Ukraine to the Russian wolves in not letting them have the military aid that was promised them when they needed it:
BREAKING NEWS: White House Announces Ken Starr Will Lead Trump’s Fight Against Impeachment
Washington, DC- On Saturday, White House Press Secretary Stephanie Grisham announced that President Donald Trump has hired former Special Counsel Ken Starr to lead the administrations efforts against a Democrat led House Impeachment Inquiry. This news comes fresh off the…
CREEPY STUFF! Nunes Accuses Democrats of Wanting Nude Picture
As a Democrat, I am proud of my collection of presidents posing in the nude. Up until 1850 or so, the pictures were oil paintings, except for a racy sculpture of Andrew Jackson beating his wife. I suppose I’ll need…