Posted in Making Headlines Top Stories

U.S. Quits Climate, Forges New Environmental Alliance

The United States in a surprise announcement today indicated that it was quitting climate altogether, relinquishing the current model in favor of a new environmental alliance. “Climate! It’s one crisis after another. If it’s not floods and earthquakes, it’s wildfires,…

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Posted in Health Politics

BREAKING NEWS! TRUMP LEARNS CORONAVIRUS ABC’S!”

As everyone knows, President Trump fails to grasp the danger of the coronavirus pandemic because nobody has bothered to explain it to him in ways he’ll understand.

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Furious
Posted in Politics World News

‘Can’t Be Arsed Getting Married’ Dude Wants You to Know IMMIGRATION is DESTROYING HIS COUNTRY!!!!!!

Some random dude who ‘just wants to live a little, same as everybody else!’ wants to know that absolutely everything wrong in his country is because of them pesky migrants! Common Glossy News Professor Smiggles investigates. The Reverend Scrotie McScroteface,…

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Politics Corruption
Posted in Top Stories

Random Thoughts (XVI): Race Baiting, Rapey Luvvies & Restrictive Paedophile Swoops!

Less Race, More Values? The question of what immigration regulations there should be, and how strictly they should be enforced, are questions of values. Questions of basic morality and ethics. Unfortunately, there are elements on both the left and the…

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Posted in Serious Commentary

What Kind of Immigration System Will We Have Post-Brexit? Ask Newsthump!

A funny story from the satire outlet Newsthump humorously portrays Jeremy Corbyn in terms of a common British trope: the ‘angry old man’ who doesn’t like ‘foreigners,’ is overly critical of immigration, and is very defensive about the economic interests…

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UKIP
Posted in Opinion/Editorial Politics World News

“But Immigration is Complex…” Uh-uh, Not so Fast

Coming up to the 2015 General Election, the inflammatory rhetoric of UKIP is a worrying feature of the complex political scene in the UK. It’s always been complex, of course… Well, we have had politicians who have expanded the suffrage…

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