Celebration
Posted in Society

WTF?! SEVERAL States Now Allow BUS DRIVERS TO LEGALLY MARRY COUPLES!

Yes, you got it! Several states now allow bus drivers to legally marry couples! Ideally, the couple are passengers on the bus. However, the laws do make exceptions. FIGHT THE FAKE NEWS! Share these HILARIOUS Related Posts! Passengers To Clean…

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State of Kentucky
Posted in Politics

SCANDAL! State of Kentucky Approves JOINT CUSTODY of Governor’s Office!

When results came in from the polls this month, the United States had its first case of bipartisan joint custody for a political office, as a way of finally settling a domestic dispute between both of Kentucky’s state governors. And…

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Vampire Dracula Undead
Posted in Strange People

The Vampire And The Vamp

The vampire waited patiently, ravenously in the dark alley. His never ending thirst was a suction within himself that pulled and tore at every organ. Weakened by lack of finding a victim for several nights, he knew he must find…

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Naughty restaurant rats
Posted in World News

Trump’s Hair of the American Dog!

In the comical, 2017 Pixar cartoon Ratatouille, a culinarily skilled Rat turns a clumsy and lowly restaurant garbage boy into a master Chef. To everyone, from the kitchen staff to the restaurant’s guest, Alfredo Linguini displays the dexterity and talent…

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Posted in World News

BOJO OR BUST! The Answers Are Here…

WELL, HOW DID YOU ENJOY OUR EDGY BORIS JOHNSON QUIZ??? #1: LOVE AND HATE But don’t let me ever hear you say hate is your enemy… Love has practically caused me to get you destroyed. If I had hated a…

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Literature
Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc

DON’T MISS ‘EM! A Selective Look at Our Writers & Their Amazing Books

Over the years, Glossy News has had too many amazing authors to count! So it’s really hard to squeeze ’em in. But here are just a few highlights. Don’t forget, please, that our Glossy News satirists have full license to…

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Posted in Internets Tubes Video News

Real Flushable Wipes… As If! (Mad Mad Monkey Men Video… Don’t Miss it!)

Hey everyone! Did you enjoy the earlier one today? Well, here’s another one from Brian’s kids! Don’t forget to hit subscribe on Youtube: they deserve your support! — Wallace Image by Clker-Free-Vector-Images from Pixabay FIGHT THE FAKE NEWS! Share these…

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Khameini Iran
Posted in Comics

I Thought These People Weren’t Supposed To Have A Sense Of Humor- Iran Has a Trump Cartoon Contest!

According to the Tehran Times over 1,600 entries were sent to the Iranian “International Trumpism Cartoon and Caricature Contest” this past week. Over 550 people from 75 countries sent in their creations all depicting President-Select Trump in various Twitter-worthy modes…

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Posted in Entertainment

New Look Glossy News!

I hope you all like the new look Glossy News! Our refurbishment is nearly over: take a look again! Still a few things to tidy up, but we hope you’ll agree it looks a whole lot better… FIGHT THE FAKE…

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Posted in Society

Beggar Arrested For Attempted Choosing

A homeless man was taken into police custody yesterday following an appalling attempt at choosing an item off of the menu in a nearby restaurant. According to police reports, a wealthy man had offered to buy the homeless man (a…

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Posted in Entertainment Environment Human Interest

My Short-Lived Career As A BINGO Announcer

Throughout my life, I’ve held a variety of jobs – from Sales Director to Director of Sales and everything in between. Given the chance, I could have been a superstar selling advertising, life insurance or legal research to anyone from…

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Serpent fable allegory
Posted in Politics

Rap The Swamp: Four Edgy Odes to the Media & Political Class!

Gammon faced Republican warmonger John McCain, centrist intellectual Joy-Ann Reid, accomplished political showman Barack Obama and failed Presidential Candidate Hillary Rodham Clinton feature in this four part take-down of the establishment! Have you got any more? Submit to wallacerunnymede@gmail.com. Who…

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Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc Entertainment

Fascists, Populists and Red-Tops: Three Marvellous Stories on an Indian Satire Site!

Yesterday, I spoke a bit about satire sites across the world; many of which you may not have heard of yet. My Faking News (India), Charlie Hebdo and Le Canard enchaîné (France), The Ulster Fry (Northern Ireland) and Waterford Whispers…

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world
Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc Entertainment

Satire is Truly Global!

There’s a bit of a problem with the idea of World Music, insofar as it seems to mean ‘all the other guys!’ It may not be quite ‘Hate Music,’ but it’s still a little bit contentious! A similar problem, perhaps,…

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Posted in World News

Most Infuriating Headlines of January 2018 Comin’ Atcha!

If you’re tired of fake news and fake real news as well, get a load of this stuff! Jeremy Corbyn: “Unregulated Corporations More Dangerous than ISIS” Zac Goldsmith: “Jeremy Corbyn More Dangerous than ISIS!” FIGHT THE FAKE NEWS! Share these…

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