Tag: humor
Cancel Culture Is Coming for Taco Tuesday
Cancel culture is coming for Taco Tuesday, and I’m leading the charge. Restaurant owners, enough with the Taco Tuesday shit already. We’ve put up with this nonsense for, what? Close to twenty years now, I’d guess, and I’m reaching for…
Does this Stress Make Me Look Fat? (Post Mortem: Been That, Done There)
NOTE FROM WALLACE: Welcome to the end of this amazing book serial from Anthony Rhody: Does This Stress Make Me Look Fat? (NOT A MANIFESTO)
Does this Stress Make Me Look Fat? (Chapter Thirteen: Last of the Mohitoes)
More from Anthony Rhody’s book serial: “Does This Stress Make Me Look Fat?” But now, as I begin to achieve complete mindfulness and acquire awesome wisdom through meditation and prescription pain-killers, there are certain tenets that I know are universal…
Babies Need to Cry it Out?! … What About Parents….
Tulsa, OK—Citing her husband’s fussiness and inability to self-soothe, local mother Cindy Perkins has employed the controversial ‘cry-it-out’ method on husband Duane.
Does This Stress Make Me Look Fat? (Chapter Eleven: Margarine of Error)
More from Anthony Rhody’s book serial: “Does This Stress Make Me Look Fat?” Remind me to go file this when I’m done. I love words, though at times it feels like an unrequited love.
Does This Stress Make Me Look Fat? (Chapter Eight: Back Before the Beginning of the End & Chapter Nine: Say Goodbye To Hope)
More from Anthony Rhody’s book serial: “Does This Stress Make Me Look Fat?” It was the late 90’s when I felt like I was someone who was misunderstood and decided I would much rather be someone who cannot be explained….
Bringing Down the Haaaaaaas! Weekly Review: & What’s Coming Next in Satire?!
In a time of trouble, the laughs just keep on coming! No matter what! Thanks for another amazing week at Glossy News Satire! Thanks for all the reads and shares… Both for the site and for our social media! Well,…
Does This Stress Make Me Look Fat? (Chapter Seven: The Book of Job)
More from Anthony Rhody’s book serial: “Does This Stress Make Me Look Fat?” I have had a wide variety of jobs because I’m so good at so many things. I get bored after just a few months. I come from…
Does This Stress Make Me Look Fat? (Chapter Six: Memoirs of a Dairy Queen)
More from Anthony Rhody’s book serial: “Does This Stress Make Me Look Fat?” Okay, let’s get one thing straight. Hold on… There. Better. Moving on. There are those who say that money is the root of all evil and those…
“Does this Stress Make Me Look Fat?” (Chapter Five: Crucifixion-size Nails)
More from Anthony Rhody’s book serial: “Does This Stress Make Me Look Fat?” First of all: I’m a recovering Catholic and a lapsed homosexual. But enough about my career in politics. What we know at this point and time: Jesus…