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O’Rourke Discovers Racism Exists

NOTE FROM WALLACE: Welcome, Jenna! Please share her story about one of the current presidential candidates! ASHUA, NH – Per an anonymous source, Democratic presidential candidate Beto O’Rourke appeared “smug and contented” after the release of his op-ed revealing the…

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Posted in General Interest

Democratic Candidate Promotes Gambling During TV debate

Hundreds of thousands of people watching the democratic debate last week were shocked when a candidate proposed to ease gambling restrictions, decrease the age limit, and teach fellow countrymen how to live off casino. The democratic debate is a debate…

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JEONGMAL! Stans Sigh, Bumbling “BTS Buttigieg” Sharpens His Korean

Democratic presidential candidate Pete Buttigieg revealed today that he had learned the Korean language to better enjoy the music of K-pop sensations BTS. The South Bend, Indiana, mayor attended a recent concert, part of the group’s “Love Yourself” world tour,…

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