Tag: Covid-19
Troubling Karen Variant Threatens NYC Metro Area and Beyond This Winter
A highly transmissible new variant of Karen has been detected, originating in Manhattan’s Upper West Side in late 2021 and now spreading to upscale neighborhoods in Brooklyn and far beyond in the New Year. Genomic sequencing of positive Covid-19 test…
Eric Clapton Expelled From Rock & Roll Hall of Fame in Wake of Anti-Vax Remarks
Cleveland, Ohio – Eric Clapton has been expelled from the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame after his recent anti-vax comments. The Hall announced the unprecedented move after the once-popular singer/guitarist said he wouldn’t perform concerts in venues that require…
Plan Ahead: Using Your Covid-19 Masks in a Post-Pandemic World
(All versions: N95, surgical, cloth, conical, single/double strapped) Sleeping Mask/ Blindfold Bocce Ball Holder Jock Strap Hamster Hammock Chihuahua Carrier Coin Holder Marble Container Catapult Slingshot G-String Eyepatch Gag for Big Mouths Baby/Elder Drool Bib Portable Spittoon Soup Stock Strainer…
From Dr. Melfi: What Your Pandemic/Election
Year TV-Binge-Diary Reveals About You
Dear Dr. Melfi, MARCH With intelligent Americans sheltering-in-place despite Presidential lies, I honestly admit I was powerless not to binge on Sex Education, The Affair, Outlander and the subtly simmering Derry Girls and Normal People around St. Patty’s Day. What…
Memo: Principal Peter Principle’s Reminders as Teachers Return to In-Person Learning
To: Faculty, Monument High School From: Principal Peter Principle — Excited about your complete return to in-person student contacts. — Don’t fret learning consequences: We’ve arranged sub pool, some with teaching credentials, in the eventuality you’re hospitalized, or die, from…
Dear Editor: Those Vaccine Idiots Hate Handicapped People!
I am thoroughly disgusted about the crap belching from so-called COVID vaccine “campers”. What galls me most is their yelping for more “shots in the arms”, millions goddamn shots into millions of goddamn arms. Is that all you people ever talk…
Social Media Conspiracy Theories about Covid-19
A Complete List: From the Left, Right and In-Between Lean to the Left The Alt-right manufactured and spread Covid-19 so that Donald Trump could close the borders, interrupt primaries, and, ultimately, declare martial law to halt the November election indefinitely….