Tag: conservatives
Billy Bragg & Boris: Latest Song Parody Unites the Right & Left!
I may be an Eton toff peddling lard and vaseline But now I’m full of vanilla sherbet and the only way I see Is to make sure I make a killing of all who oppose my party line And ban…
Er, What?! Britain First Leader Acquitted of Hate Crime After Innovative ‘Transracial’ Defence
White-fisted fash-resembling golden boy and BNP-loving beta bully bitch Paul ‘Golden Balls’ Golding, high on his recent right-wing entryist scam against and/or for the Conservative Party, is now high on a very different kind of narcotic… And we don’t mean…
Sore Winners & Sore Losers: Are We Losing Our Power to Discriminate?
The old saying ‘It’s just not cricket’ expresses the survival of old chivalric norms of fair play, which survived into the sporting realm of more recent times. England and the UK, of course, can be credited with the Queensbury rules,…
Bojo: A Kinks-Flavoured Song Tribute to Britain’s New Reptilian Emperor!
Apologies to the Kinks, but probably not to the Pig N Coke Club… Well I met him in a club down in old Soho Where they drink champagne and it tastes just like Spaffy Bojo O spaffy old Bojo! He…
The Living Death of Theresa May: How Long Can London’s Most Notorious Political Zombie Cling On?
George Osborne notoriously (some would say renownedly!) compared Theresa May to a ‘dead woman walking.’ But it’s worse. It’s far, far worse. People are even comparing her to Anthony Eden, often considered the worst PM in UK history; although Tony…
Get Out of My Bedroom If You Know What’s Good for Ya! The Paradox of Sexual Morality
Is the government playing nice, or is he sneaking into your bedroom? Are your neighbours nice, or are they watching you night and day?
Klubber Bonez Songbook: David Cameron Bellend Blues
NOTE: Dave is so greedy, he has insisted on appearing today, despite the fact that he was due tomorrow. But yes: you can expect to see another Klubber Bonez song tomorrow, as announced earlier today. Tomorrow’s song will also feature…
London Riots: Who are the Real Orwellians?
I offer my solidarity, support and comradeship to everyone who, like me, is pissed off at the Orwellian banner-waving moral crusaders who want to overturn a democratic vote. (Disclaimer: I voted for the TUSC, so I hope a hundred and…