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President Trump Murders Alt Right Conservatives, their Ghosts still Support him
Dateline: TRUMPLAND—After President Trump ordered that all of his alt right supporters be systematically murdered, their ghosts said that they still support the president. Mr. Trump tweeted that he was grateful for their continuing support.
Consumer Protection Law Humbles American Politicians & Mass Media
Dateline: WASHINGTON, D.C.—After Congress passed a law mandating that large American organizations report the average of their polled approval rating in their public statements, the White House, Congress, and the mainstream media stumbled in attempting to conduct their business. There…
Liberals Accused of Insensitivity for Mocking Mentally-Disordered President Trump
Dateline: WASHINGTON, D.C.—Martha Mollycoddle, the mother of a man diagnosed as a psychopath and currently undergoing treatment in a hospital for the criminally insane, has begun a campaign to shame liberals and Democrats for mocking President Trump as a result…
Whose Side Are You On, Boys? An Uncomfortable Challenge
I once commented on the Liberal Democrats Facebook page:
Chapter 10: Rivers and Temples (Honest Adolph Volume III)
“A remote temple in the Pennsylvania mountains,” sighed Adolph.
Writers Can’t Be Too Arrogant
There are many exercises in humility, and some of us need them more than others. Joining the Liberal Democrats could be one; I bridle under discipline. One day, I would like to do some real ‘foot-work.’ Of course, mildly uncomfortable…
Disillusioned European ISIS Recruits Post List of Demands: Doesn’t End Well
European ISIS recruits have experienced a bit of a culture shock recently. Jolly jihadis all over Europe have had difficulty acclimatizing to the rather austere conditions; so a recent list of grievances has been sent to the currently headless leadership…
Liberalism is the Philosophy of Intolerance: & Rightly So (Meme)
Once, on the Liberal Democrats Facebook page, I said:
We Are A Fly On The Wall At An Early Meeting Of Trump’s Cabinet.
“OK, are we all here?” demanded the President Select as he rushed in fashionably late to his own White House staff meeting. “Yes, Mr. President, all are present,” answered Kellyanne Conway for everyone. “Good, good!” mumbled Trump as he busily…
Glossy News Ebook Showcase 8: Wallace Runnymede’s ‘Honest Adolph: Volume I’
UPDATE 8 December 2019: Sorry, this book is currently not available online. I will give you more news in the new year! In the meantime, there are these from Wallace (snap up the deals quickly!) and more from our…