Outbreak of Killer Clown Fights in Belfast
The killer crown craze has finally hit Northern Ireland! Bigtime Bozo Theresa ‘Trident Tumblebuffin May’ found the Tory Clown Car a little empty, and she needed to squeeze a few more crazy buffoons into her wacko little circus ring in…
Chapter 1: See-Saw, Pan-On-The-Jaw (Honest Adolph Volume III)
Another late evening. Big Xian yawned and stretched his arms. Good business. All of a sudden, he jerked his head and frowned. Surely not… Rats?
Piers Morgan Receives Prize for Best Scottish Nationalist
Piers Morgan is not only one of the UK’s most lovable and highly respected journalists; he has now been given an award from Alex Salmond for his sterling contributions to the Scottish Nationalist cause. Salmond groans:
Ebook News: Volume II of Honest Adolph
Volume II of Honest Adolph will be released on July 10! More news soon on the third and final ebook. Please enjoy the rest of the serial, and please do tell your friends, family, colleagues, random strangers, about how much…
Freedom of Speech is Not Up for Debate (Meme)
There’s always some excuse. ‘Hate speech is not freedom of speech!’
Volume II of Honest Adolph: Cover Unveiled
I hope you’ve enjoyed the recent serial of volumes I and II of Honest Adolph. Volume III begins on Wednesday 30 June. Volume II has the evocative name of Helter-Skelter. Things are indeed going from bad to worse in the…
New Book Cover for Honest Adolph Volume I: But What About Volume II?
I’ve made a new cover, which I sincerely hope is a great improvement on the old one. If you are producing an ebook, then you can either make your own cover, or pay someone to make one for you. One…
A Cocktail of Journalistic Insights
Dateline: NEW YORK—Make no mistake, journalists drilled down and told a cautionary tale of the bombshell that landed on a dumpster fire in the middle of a firestorm, after the grilling of senators who pivoted to whether they’d reached a…
Putin Contends Trump wasn’t Competent Enough to have Colluded with Russia
Dateline: MOSCOW—In an exclusive interview with Fancypants Magazine, Vladimir Putin took offense at the allegation that Donald Trump was competent enough to have colluded with the Russian government in the hacking of the American political system that helped win Trump…
Who Are The Real Victims of a Female Meritocracy? (3/3)
The meritocracy had matured and grown tired. Rampant self-sacrifice had gone unchecked by the selfish needs of the village women. No one had stopped to consider the consequences. The unfortunates were too busy encouraging their husbands to do the right…