Category: World News
Greece Plans to Close Budget Deficit by Reloading Big, Fat Greek Wedding Franchise
Athens — After many years of embarrassing budget mismanagement leading to a debt of over 450 billion dollars, the Greek government has agreed that the only way out of their economic recession is to remake the 2002 sleeper hit My Big…
Merkel Readies Device for Stimulating Greeks
BERLIN, GERMANY —GlossyNews Chancellor Merkel of Germany said she would readily agree to stimulating Greece in their G-spot. Germany’s “Iron Lady” says she will use her newly created device called a “Euro-do”, thusly named as it inserts the Euro into…
Weekly Political Wrap Up Includes Syria’s Lack of Legitimacy
On Monday, President Barack Obama called for a big deficit reduction package to go along with raising the debt ceiling, saying to a reluctant Congress that “it’s time to pull off the band-aid. Eat our peas.” Authorities are investigating why…
BRICS Loses Vowel, Member After Olympic-Sized Insult
Search for replacement country yields bric-a-brac NEW DELHI – The organization of emerging economies, formerly known as BRICS, is struggling after the loss of the only member-state that contributed a vowel to the snappy acronym. At their most recent gathering,…
Gaddafi Diary Excerpts Released
Libya’s Revolutionary Council announced today the discovery of Colonel Muammar Gaddafi’s personal journals. According to sources, the writings span nearly the entire life of the enigmatic autocrat. The story of how the writings saw daylight is said to be nearly…
Sweden says Don’t say Boy
Sweden’s Director of Pre-school Schools announced this week a revolutionary new program for Americans to laugh at. Dr. Sven Frrrdegard spoke to reporters at Stockholm’s Ministry for Education. “As the world’s only industrialized nation not headed for bankruptcy, we Swedes…
North Korea To Recycle Kim
PYONGYANG, North Korea —GlossyNews The government of North Korea announced on Thursday that it would place the embalmed body of recently passed Kim Jong-il on permanent display next to his father’s body at Kumsusan Palace in Pyongyang and install his…
Germany to Leave EU… for the Children
Stocks plunged worldwide and oil closed below $80 today on news that Germany will end its European Union membership effective 2012. Financial analysts and global security experts are unable to predict how the unexpected move will shape an increasingly interconnected…
N. Dakota Found to be Illegitimate State; Canada Seizes It
A recent disturbing discovery by a North Dakotan historian has revealed a disturbing fact about one of the least popular states in the union- the fact that it is not a state. John Rolczynski has discovered that the governor and…
EXPOSE – Artificial Recession Created to Prop Up World’s Billionaires
The current recession is a big success state stated the heads of all the multi national corporations unanimously in their secret publication The Upper Crust Of The Upper Crust. This publication is known and distributed only to those possessing more…