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Donald Trump’s Latest Conspiratorial Rant: ‘The Jews Control Israel’ (2/2)

Last time: TRUMP: The Jews! Incredible. The Jews control Israel. Unbelievable. Believe me, this is yuuuge. JAKE TAPPER: OK, I’m buying it. But what about some of our more sceptical viewers out there? What’s your message for them? The story…

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Donald Trump’s Latest Conspiratorial Rant: ‘The Jews Control Israel’ (1/2)

Rambunctious Orange Lives Matter Civil Activist and Pitiful Nazicon Stooge Donald Trump has recently delivered another hate-ridden tirade. After his edgy pre-election comments on ‘Latino rapists’ and ‘banning Muslims,’ Jake Tapper’s recent interview shows the Donald propagating a bizarre anti-Semitic…

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Mysterious Trot Infestation in Yorkshire

Raping in the Name of: Mysterious Trot Infestation in Yorkshire Leaves Potential Sex Offenders Shaking Their Dicks!!! Not so long ago, I spoke about my not so intimate encounter with the Hyde Park Trots in Leeds, Yorkshire.

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The Paris Tragedies

Note from Wallace: This essay from Appleseed Ike appeared very early in the history of the Neocon Surveillance site, and the Peace Criminals Project more generally. These meditations are particularly poignant in light of further terrorist tragedies and atrocities in…

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U.S. Establishes Ministry of Truth to Combat Fake News

WASHINGTON – In response to the growing epidemic of “fake news,” President Obama today announced the creation of a new department of the federal government, the Ministry of Truth.

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12 Exciting 2017 News Snippets You Definitely Won’t Have Seen Yet: (Or Believed) (2/2)

Jess Phillips Stabs Jeremy Corbyn in the Front! Like, LITERALLY, duuuuuuuuuude! Phillips Outraged at Subsequent Wildly Disproportionate Twitter Harassment Moderate Khameine-ite Ayatollah Legitimizes Reverse Chickengirl Position for Some Edgier Farmyard Fun Alex Jones Joins Washington Post, Furnishes Numerous Useful Insights…

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12 Exciting 2017 News Snippets You Definitely Won’t Have Seen Yet: (Or Believed) (1/2)  

Cameron, Blagojevich, & Clinton Crime Family to Forge New Career Pathways on ‘Celebrity Corruption Island.’ French Democracy Doomed: Tony Blair ‘Helpfully Advises’ French not to Vote for Marine Le Pen California Colleges Ban Ice Cream Vans for Triggering Lactose Intolerant…

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Nasty Politician Memes

War in Yemen, William Hague, Dick Cheney, Samantha Power, Obama… Gotta love these guys!

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Germany Prepares to Prosecute Millions for Insulting Donald Trump in 2017

BERLIN – Germany’s law against insulting the leaders of foreign governments will be put to the ultimate test when billionaire Twitter personality Donald Trump is sworn in as President of the United States in January 2017. Insulting President-Elect Donald Trump…

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When Donald Met Nigel (A Comic Dialogue in Two Annoying Parts)

NOTE FROM WALLACE: Welcome Appleseed Ike, of Satirical Industrial Complex! This is Ike’s first piece for Glossy News. *** When you hear about a meeting between Donald and Nigel you’d stereotypically picture two ageing, dogmatic men. What happens is far worse…

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