Category: World News
Disillusioned European ISIS Recruits Post List of Demands: Doesn’t End Well
European ISIS recruits have experienced a bit of a culture shock recently. Jolly jihadis all over Europe have had difficulty acclimatizing to the rather austere conditions; so a recent list of grievances has been sent to the currently headless leadership…
Outbreak of Killer Clown Fights in Belfast
The killer crown craze has finally hit Northern Ireland! Bigtime Bozo Theresa ‘Trident Tumblebuffin May’ found the Tory Clown Car a little empty, and she needed to squeeze a few more crazy buffoons into her wacko little circus ring in…
Piers Morgan Receives Prize for Best Scottish Nationalist
Piers Morgan is not only one of the UK’s most lovable and highly respected journalists; he has now been given an award from Alex Salmond for his sterling contributions to the Scottish Nationalist cause. Salmond groans:
Chelsea Man Evicted from Theatre for Testicle Altercation
Theatre goer Ivor Ball has been evicted from The Old Vic Theatre in London, after his testicles started fighting during the play ‘A Shakespeare Tragedy.’ Mr. Ball 42, commented: Regrettably, a disturbance was prompted, as a consequence of a rare…
DUP Unsure Why They Find Jihadists Objectionable
The Democratic Unionist Party, not to be confused with the Worker’s Party of North Korea and the Taxpayers’ Alliance, have always been among the staunchest opponents of reactionary social norms and backward, superstitious obscurantism. Well, at least when these civic abberations…
Theresa May Resigns, Becomes Guardian Editor
Conservative Party leader Theresa May is tired of endless harassment from voters and grubby hard-right red-top hacks (like George Osborne of the Evening Standard). So, she has decided her career in politics is no longer a worthwhile pursuit. Notable left-wing…
Manchester Bomber Meets Allah for the First Time (And Buddha Too)
Hellfire?! But I did everything you asked me to! WTF?! You got the power cut to your head, son!
(Meme) The Marxist Gayssot Law: France’s Greatest Gift to the Nazi Community?
Everyone knows historical negationism laws like the Marxist Gayssot Laws are authoritarian and anti-speech. This certain fact is a ‘sky is blue’ kind of thing which is self-evidently not open to debate. But here’s a more challenging question:
We Can Justify Making Saudi Arabia Our Ally for the Same Reasons as Nazi Germany
1. An alliance with Nazi Germany could have provided us with excellent anti-Soviet intel. 2. Economics-wise, Germany was hard to overlook. Plenty of rich carbon resources; in the short to medium term, a significant player in the world economy up…
Just a Quick Reminder to Keep the Faith on Satire
This is Stephane Charbonnier, or ‘Charb,’ from Charlie Hebdo. He was murdered not long ago.