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Horrendous Trump 9/11 Gaffe: “If the World Trade Center Were Trump Tower, It Would’ve Been Fine!”

President Trump has recently made an uncharacteristic gaffe about the 9/11 terrorist atrocities. Addressing a baying mob in Winconsin, the Donald got a little carried away and ranted:

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Twitter Claims Another Scalp: Who’s In, Who’s Out?

Controversial journalist Milo Yiannopoulos, or @nero, was banned from Twitter a while back.

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Hillary Clinton Defends Crimes Against Humanity & Genocide

Hillary Clinton has provided some typically sophistical responses to old One Tongue Johnny’s recent arguments against ‘the Globalist-Humanitarian jargon of “Crimes Against Humanity” and “Genocide.”‘ Let’s hope we can keep her on topic; I know she has a habit to digress…

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Northern Ireland Song Parodies III: Imagine This Here (John Lennon Parody)

Imagine there’s no Starbucks Fast food is evil nahee No KFC or Burger King No Big Macs with extra fries Imagine everybody, living on Special Brew Oo-oo-oo-oo!

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Reality’s Advocate: Sadiq Khan is Not Wrong About the Normality of Terrorism

The controversial British tabloid journalist Katie Hopkins often calls London Mayor Sadiq Khan ‘Khant.’

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A Short History of Stockholm Syndrome

Businessmen in 1920s Russia: Don’t let them divide us! Jews in 1930s Germany: Love conquers all.

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Emerging Corpse? What Will Finally Become of the Alt-Left?

DIOGENES: The Alt-Left is done! KARL: No. The Alternative Left or ‘Alt-Left’ is an emerging political and ideological movement that is still in flux, and has not yet fully crystallized. Your one-sided expectations are entirely undialectical!

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The Creature of American Democracy Battered & Hunted under President Trump

Dateline: WASHINGTON, D.C.—American democracy has been badly injured and is in hiding as a result of Donald Trump’s being elected president of the United States. There have since been scattered sightings of Democracy across the country. At midnight in Pasadena,…

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Random Thoughts (III): Thatcherites Fucked the Kids, Warmongers Killed ‘Em Too

Suffer the Little Children Global pedophile ring busted. Any chance we’ll be seeing some Section 28 Tories hauled before the courts?

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Three Northern Ireland Song Parodies Are On Their Way

Haven’t published any song parodies here for a while. Over the next three days, we’ve got Billy Joel, Led Zeppelin and John Lennon! Some brief spoilers: Peace Wall Banditry Lads did ye get some U2 posters? Get a little beer?…

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