Category: Top Stories
Obama Unveils Big Brother/Big Sister Buddy Plan
The White House – Americans are being asked to team up and pool their resources to further stem the tide of inflation and allow everyone a better chance of getting back on their feet. President Obama, over the weekend, issued…
Uninvited White House Guests and the Snuggie
WASHINGTON – By now everyone has seen the news on the Virginia couple, Michaele and Tareq Salahi, who slipped into the White House state dinner on Tuesday night. The Secret Service learned about the incident on Wednesday after media inquiries…
Why Do We Still Need Homeland Security in America?
Despite of all the controversy, bureaucratic waste of money, and the violation of personal rights, privacy, dignity, and freedom, why do we still need Homeland Security in America? “Every year, 475 million people, 125 million vehicles, and 21 million import…
TMZ Reveals Michaele Salahi and Ann Coulter Sisters
A junior reporter for the bi-monthly socialite newspaper, Washington Society News, while doing research on the backgrounds of Michaele and Tareq Salahi, has uncovered a most interesting fact, which will run tomorrow on TMZ. Michaele Salahi and syndicated columnist and…
Risk Assessment for Wiping One’s Own Bum
To comply with fresh slapstick Big Brother legislation being issued by the E-USSR’s bored bureaucrats in bonkers Brussels, family homes across Britain could be invaded by HSE inspectors checking that parents are keeping their children safe. Whitehall’s Ministry for Wasting…
The Faux Tan Man (Captain Orange Strikes Again)
Mr. Tan Man, lend me your ear Your type of thinking, I find very queer…. Who are the people who have run against John Beohner every two years since he entered Congress in 1990? I really must do a google…
Medvedev’s Russia a Business Basket Case
The once-proud and imperial Russian realm of the corrupt and inept Tsars has now turned into a “criminal state”, according to a top UK financial whiz and investor who until recently did business with the country’s leading criminals. Ghengis McTwatte…
A Visit to the Modern China in 2009 on its National Holiday
Today is Beginning of China’s National Holiday — 10 day vacation. There’s so much patriotism everywhere you go. Chinese Flag shops are being robbed (figuratively). A lot of people are very happy with China, its future, and its current leaders….
Lloyd’s of London Insures Adam Lambert’s Crotch for $1 Million
Los Angeles, CA – Lloyd’s of London (Lloyd’s), perhaps best known for its unusual insurance policies on various body parts of the rich and famous, including Tina Turner’s legs, Celine Dion’s vocal chords, and burlesque stripper, Tempest Storm’s breasts, has…
US First Lady Tops Google Porno’ Search
Google has issued a provisory apology to the White House regarding a controversial photograph of Michelle Obama – which certain prudish official and media sources – including the Rednecks Gazette, the KKK Monthly, the Jesus Crust Church of Latter Day…