Category: Top Stories
A Real Look into Impoverished America: drugs, Prostitution & Violence
A real look into the impoverished areas of America: their drug use, prostitution, violence… and why they happen! Written from my own personal working experience… It takes someone who has really hardened his or her heart to integrate into some…
Zhu Zhu Pet Toymakers in Deep Zhu Zhu
Makers of this year’s most popular children’s toys, the Zhu Zhu Pet, are doing everything they can to avoid a recall of the toy after a report issued by Good Guide indicates that the toys contain a potentially dangerous amount…
Country Still Thinking with Its Penis
Washington DC (with reports from elsewhere) — Almost since time has been recorded, “mine’s bigger than yours”, or m-b-t-y, has been on the lips of every aggressive type-A male in the United States. Our country’s presidents are no exception. Sometimes…
Was Obama’s Youth Mobilization Campaign Truly Worthy of Media Praise?
Obama’s campus mobilization of youth for his campaign and his political agenda was so effective during his election, but is it something truly new like the media praised it to be? During the China’s Cultural Revolution in China 文化大革命 (1966-1976),…
Taliban Announces 30,000 Jihadist Surge to Match US
President Obama today announced that in line with the Rothshite Zionist-dictated edict that the United States is not allowed a Middle East or foreign policy separate from – or in conflict with – Israel’s, he will be dispatching an additional…
EU/DEFRA Devise “Stop-Farming” Ag Subsidies
Dear Secretary of State: My friend Old McDonald, who’s family have been farmers since the dawn of time, recently received a cheque for £3,000 from the Rural Payments Agency for not rearing 50 pigs. In light of this fortuitous commercial opportunity I too would now like to sign up for the all-new E-USSR / DEFRA-funded / subsidised “not rearing pigs” business.
Shipment of Chinese Crap Raises Homeland Security Alert Level
A huge influx of cheap-good laden ships from Mainland China caused Homeland Security to raise its insecurity level to the orange level today. Normally, goods coming in from China raise no terrorist alerts, but due to the present economic crisis…
Iran Declares Victory in “Art Student’s Yacht-gate”
The UK Foreign Office has now switched its typical slack-arsed press release from ‘actively investigating’ reports that five British yachtsmen – including their yacht – have been arrested by Iran’s Revolutionary Guard to ‘actively investigating’ reports that the five have…
The Pursuit of Happiness (Wealth? Health? Wait for it…)
Since the dawn of time, men (and women) –- after their biological needs were met – have been searching for this illusive happiness. Mankind pursues happiness with vigor. Everyone wants it: it is even written within our constitution. As a…
Why Organized Religion Needs to Stand Aside Sometimes
Why Organized Religion needs to stand aside sometimes to make spiritual room for personal experiences to shape the existential perception of God through his/her personal journey called life. The question of God is an eternal mystery for mankind — with…