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Obama Drones On About Using US Military Power in Libya
With France and England approving the use of attack helicopters, President Barack Obama rejected the idea but continued his commitment of using Predator Drone unmanned aircraft against forces loyal to Moammar Gadhafi. Obama continues to cite his decision to use…
Palin Getting Passed Around Like ‘Moonshine at a Hoedown’
Fur started to fly just hours after Michele Bachmann publicly announced that Sarah Palin would be her top choice for VP in the 2012 presidential elections. This announcement came on the heels of her expected announcement to officially seek the…
Republican Governors Not Abducted by Aliens after All
It was a scary 72 hours this past weekend when Republican governors Rick Perry of Texas and Bob McDonnell of Virginia suddenly went missing. Both were reported missing by their staff but were told by police that nothing could be…
10 Common Misconceptions about Buddhism and Hinduism and their Influences in the West
Hinduism 1. Hinduism is not Polytheism. It’s Henotheism, meaning each god is believed to be a window on the One or the All. 2. In Hinduism, “the physical realm doesn’t exist.” The supreme reality is known as Brahman. The same…
Sarah Palin Perfectly (Pant-)Suited for Supreme Court
News-Ruse hereby endorses former Alaska governor and vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin to fill the next vacancy on the U.S. Supreme Court. We at News-Ruse know that Palin is not a lawyer but the Supreme Court already has lawyers. Look at…
U.S. Senate to Open Boom-Boom Room for Gentleman Senators
In an effort to keep tabs on the rising number of misbehaving male Senators in Washington, the Senate Appropriations Committee has put aside $60,000 to revamp a vacant office in the Senate Building, turning it into a boom-boom room. The…
GOP Debate: You Went Black, Now Go Back (7 of 7)
DE BATE, NEW HAMPSHIRE —BobZaguy Recently, seven of the leading extremists of the Tea Party Republicans debated in New Hampshire. This recap is intended for those who tried to stay awake for the whole time, but couldn’t. It’s also OK…
The Texas Abortion Gauntlet: It’s Runny
With Texas Governor Rick Perry signing a new bill requiring women to see a sonogram of their unborn baby before undergoing an abortion, into law, the nature of the abortion debate has changed nationwide. The law in its current form…
GOP Debate in Review: Come for the Crazy, Stay for the Crazy (6 of 7)
DE BATE, NEW HAMPSHIRE —BobZaguy We’re now six-days in on our review of the recent GOP freak show debate. We’re covering seven of the leading Republican Partiers present at the debate in New Hampshire. This recap is intended for those…
GOP Debate Recap: Non-Candidates with Non-Answers (5 of 7)
DE BATE, NEW HAMPSHIRE —BobZaguy Even if you haven’t been following our recent series, you may know that recently, seven of the leading extremists of the Tea Party Republicans masterfully debated in New Hampshire. Two hours is a long time…